Dead Monkey Jokes
21 dead monkey jokes and hilarious dead monkey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dead monkey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dead Monkey Short Jokes
Short dead monkey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dead monkey humour may include short dead dog jokes also.
- If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare... ...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.
- My brother when he was 5 told me the following joke: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Now, he said the following with a pretty serious and sad look on his face: Because he was dead.
- 10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed... ...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
"It's no use, this monkey is dead!" - A joke I heard at the Ren Fest once...still bad, and still hilarious. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. - Why did the monkey fall out if the tree? He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer Pressure. - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the monkey. - What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano? Finding a diseased b**... on your o**....
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Dead Monkey One Liners
Which dead monkey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dead monkey? I can suggest the ones about dead bird and dead chicken.
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead!!
- Do u know why monkey fell from the tree? Bcs he was dead
- How come the monkey fell out of the tree? It was F**king dead
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What funny jokes about dead monkey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dead horse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dead monkey pranks.
A man walks out of a bar...
He realizes he must be drunk after having seen an Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman drinking together, A horse, 2 chemists (one dead), a piano player, a dog, a monkey, an octopus, 007, an ostrich as well as a befuddled bartender tending to countless men walking into the bar...
Why did the first monkey...
Fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.
A joke told by my dad many a time.
Anti jokes
What smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're both lawyers
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Feel free to share some anti jokes in the comments i'd love to hear some more
Monkeys falling out of trees
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.
Three monkeys in a tree
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was glued to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the three?
Peer pressure.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because it was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the first
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see monkey do
Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree?
Because it had no arms
Why did Sally fall off her bike?
Because she was hit with 3 monkeys and a refrigerator
Know any good anti jokes?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
*He was hit by a bus.*
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
*He was dead.*
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
*He was stapled to the first monkey.*
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
*Pour gasoline on it and light it on fire, WOOF!*
How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
*freeze it and take a band saw to it, MRREEEOOOOOWW!*
How do you make a plumber cry?
*you kill his family.*
Monkey Business
Cop shows up to a bad car wreck.
Car flipped over, family of four dead.
Cop sees a monkey hopping around trying to get his attention.
He asks the monkey, "Were you in this wreck with the family?"
Monkey shakes his head yes.
Cop asks, "What were the two kids doing at the time?"
Monkey pretends he's fighting with someone.
Cop says, "Ah, kids were fighting. And what was the mother doing?"
Monkey looks over his shoulder pretending to be yelling.
Cop goes, "Ah, yelling at the kids. And what was the father doing?"
Monkey pretends he's drinking.
Cop goes, "I see, he was drinking, hmm."
The cop gets up and is about to walk away, then turns to the monkey and says, "By the way, while all this was going on, what were you doing?"
Monkey pretends he's driving.