Dead Goldfish Jokes
3 dead goldfish jokes and hilarious dead goldfish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dead goldfish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dead Goldfish Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Bury the dead!
One day little Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.
Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Timmy shot back, "That's because he's inside your f**...' cat!!!"
My little brother won a goldfish at the local fair. Sadly, the next morning he was floating dead in his little pond.
So now I have to look after the fish.
Whats's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
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