Dead Celebrity Jokes
15 dead celebrity jokes and hilarious dead celebrity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dead celebrity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dead Celebrity Short Jokes
Short dead celebrity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dead celebrity humour may include short celebrity jokes also.
- Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.
- What's your favorite (non racist)dead celebrity joke? Here's mine: What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
- Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now. - If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney.
Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction... - They're doing a remake of the 6th Sense starring Youtube celebrities.... --"I film dead people"--
- Ask Reddit be like "If you could have s**... with any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be?" I'd choose alive. w**....
- If you could have s**... with any dead celebrity, who would it be? I'd choose Brittany Murphy because she'd still be relatively fresh.
- The only reason o**... Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Dead Celebrity One Liners
Which dead celebrity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dead celebrity? I can suggest the ones about celebrity death and celeb.
- What has more Dead Celebrities A graveyard or Brazil?
- 2016; all your favourite celebrities are dead
- On a day when you're celebrating your faith... ...and then WHAM! George Michael's dead!
Silly & Ridiculous Dead Celebrity Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about dead celebrity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean famous people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dead celebrity pranks.
Tired of telling my wife what to do.
We were working in the yard and she kept asking how to do one thing after another. I finally said, "just pretend I'm dead and do what you want."
Then she got out her phone and started calling friends to have a celebration.
It's 2015. Bill Clinton is whipping up celebrity endorsements for Hillary with a Halloween party. He invites his friend, Arnold Schwarzenegger and suggests they go as dead presidents for the media. Too cliche says Arnie. What about dead musicians. Great idea. I'll be Coltrane. What about you?
I'll be Bach.
Travel to Mars
After years of work and billions of dollars, we can send a single astronaut to Mars and back. Jimmy is chosen to go on the mission with zero possibility of communication until he returns 10 years later. With a huge celebration, the shuttle takes off and the wait begins. After 10 years, Jimmy returns. Everyone is ecstatic, scientists, politicians and reporters all ask the same question: "Is there life on Mars?"
"It's a dead, s**... planet" answers Jimmy, shrugging. Everybody is sad, disappointed, accepting defeat.
When he's back at his house, his kid asks again "Dad, is there really no life on Mars?"
"Okay, so all the stores close at 2pm and they don't have whiskey, would you call it a life?"