The Best 3 Deacon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deacon jokes. There are some deacon parish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deacon episcopalian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deacon Jokes and Puns

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The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job." He says, "You have sinned."

Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job. The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."

Donald Trump had a record amount of religious leaders participate in his inaugural ceremony including: a priest, a deacon, and....

one hundred million people saying "god help us"

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Why did the priest tell the altar boy to clear his room?

Because he wanted to bring the dick-in

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deacon chaplain jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deacon devote piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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