Deacon Jokes

Following is our collection of preacher puns and parish one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deacon jokes for adults, dirty pastor jokes and clean episcopalian dad gags for kids.

The Best Deacon Puns

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The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job." He says, "You have sinned."

Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job. The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."

Donald Trump had a record amount of religious leaders participate in his inaugural ceremony including: a priest, a deacon, and....

one hundred million people saying "god help us"

The Deacon

Why did the priest tell the altar boy to clear his room?

Because he wanted to bring the dick-in

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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