Ddos Jokes

Following is our collection of firewall puns and phishing one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Ddos jokes for adults, dirty malware jokes and clean users dad gags for kids.

The Best Ddos Puns

MySpace got hit by a DDOS attack..

More than 8 users were disconnected.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

What's a hacker's favourite brand of sportswear?

A D-DOS.

did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop

It shut down by a d-dos


Russian Hacker Saying Farewell

DDOS Vidania

Why didn't hillaryclinton.com go down with this current DDOS attack?

Because she users her own servers.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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