The Best 7 Ddos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ddos jokes. There are some ddos phishing jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ddos users puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ddos Jokes and Puns

MySpace got hit by a DDOS attack..

More than 8 users were disconnected.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

What's a hacker's favourite brand of sportswear?

A D-DOS.

did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop

It shut down by a d-dos


Russian Hacker Saying Farewell

DDOS Vidania

Why didn't hillaryclinton.com go down with this current DDOS attack?

Because she users her own servers.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ddos https jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ddos tactics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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