Dday Jokes
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When is D-Day?
Everyday when you are stuttering.
There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.
How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?
Because Russia was Stalin
An English teacher went to Germany to teach the German kids English words.
On Day one, he taught them all the English words beginning with A.
Day two, he taught them all the English words beginning with B. After day three which was words C, he thought to himself.
"How are they gonna handle D-day?"
Why were the wives of World War 2 soldiers happy to see them?
Because the wives wanted to have their own D-day.
My whole life I thought grandpa was at D-Day
It turns out he just had a stutter.
So there's an American English Teacher that went to Germany…
He went to a school to teach children how to speak English.
One the first day, he taught them all words that began with the letter A.
On the second day, he taught them words that started with B.
On the the third day, which was words with C, he thought to himself,
"How are they gonna handle D-Day?"
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