Dday Jokes

Following is our collection of vday puns and single one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dday jokes for adults, dirty bulge jokes and clean normandy dad gags for kids.

The Best Dday Puns

When is D-Day?

Everyday when you are stuttering.

There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions

What happened on June 6, 1944?

We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!

What was the turning point of world war 2?

Battle of the bulge, sir!

What's is the importance of May 12β€³ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!

The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

An English teacher went to Germany to teach the German kids English words.

On Day one, he taught them all the English words beginning with A.

Day two, he taught them all the English words beginning with B. After day three which was words C, he thought to himself.

"How are they gonna handle D-day?"

Why were the wives of World War 2 soldiers happy to see them?

Because the wives wanted to have their own D-day.


So there's an American English Teacher that went to Germany…

He went to a school to teach children how to speak English.

One the first day, he taught them all words that began with the letter A.

On the second day, he taught them words that started with B.

On the the third day, which was words with C, he thought to himself,

"How are they gonna handle D-Day?"

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

There is an abundance of battle jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and dday puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any beach witze you can hear about dday.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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