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Dc Universe Jokes

6 dc universe jokes and hilarious dc universe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dc universe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Dc Universe Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good dc universe joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why batman wasn't in the avengers.

You need parents permission to join.
Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)

Thanos once tried to wipe out half of the DC universe.

Access denied.

I guess the DC Extended Universe is cursed.

What do you call a DC-Universe themed dinner party?

A Mister Mxyzpotluck

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The DC Cinematic Universe

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