Dazzling Jokes
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Irishman in confession
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."
An Irishman goes into the confessional box...
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."
the ol' razzle dazzle
Genie: You have 3 wishes.
Me: I have seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.
Genie: I promise that won't happen. I am so sure it won't I will give you infinite wishes if it does.
Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.
Genie: You son of a…….
Father, forgive me, for it has been a long time since I've been to confession,
A man went into a confessional booth and
discovered a fully equipped bar with beer on
tap and a wall stocked with a dazzling array
of the finest Cuban cigars. When the priest
walked into the room the man said, Father,
forgive me, for it has been a long time since
I've been to confession, but I must say the
confessional box is much more inviting than
I remember.
Get out, the priest ordered. You're on
my side.
Her teeth were exquisite. They were bright and dazzling like the stars in the sky.
They also came out at night.
In bed I'm like a Mozart symphony
Dazzling, inventive, and finished in three movements
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