Dazed And Confused Jokes
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday.
According to the Associated Press,
witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied,
confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered,
mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted,
astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled,
overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.
A woman smelling strongly of hard liquor wakes up in a police station, dazed and confused.
She asks the first police officer she sees, "Why am I here?"
"For drinking," replies the officer.
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"That's great," says the woman, "when do we start?"
I went into a Coffeehouse in Scotland
And asked the guy in the counter:
"Hey, can I please get a large Latte with Oat milk?"
Dazed and confused, he looked at me and said: "Sir, am sorry, we cannae make a Latte withoot milk..."
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
You know the scene, balding dude in a convertible with a h**....
She peels off her top and says "Faster you go, the more i take off!"
She's down to her socks and he's doing 120 mph when they c**.... Dazed and confused she finds the driver pinned in the car and goes for help, but all she can find to cover her bits is his shoe.
Stumbling out into the highway she manages to pull someone over "Help, my friend is stuck!" She screams. The guy looks down at the shoe and says "Ma'am, he's too far in for me to help"
Freshmen girls...
I keep getting older, but they stay the same age.
Wooderson, *Dazed and Confused*
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