Dayton Jokes
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Midwestern joke I heard years ago...
State officials in Ohio are trying to pass legislation to change the name of the town, Mechanicsburg, to Engagement. When asked why, one official commented that it made clear sense because the town is halfway between Dayton and Marion.
Does anyone know where engagement, Ohio is?
About halfway between Dayton and Marion
Where is Engagement, Ohio?
It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.
I was datin' this girl from Eaton
or was it eating this girl from Dayton?
Train
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washington, DC. A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each one a bag. The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you. " "Why not? " replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute. "
Do you know where Engaged Ohio is located?
It's in between Dayton and Marion..
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