Daytime Jokes
13 daytime jokes and hilarious daytime puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about daytime that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Daytime Short Jokes
Short daytime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The daytime humour may include short hours jokes also.
- "I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you." "That's so sweet."
"Not particularly. It was daytime." - Took a job in a fertiliser factory... It's my first daytime job where they give me nitrates.
- After years of practice I can finally tell what time it is based purely on the sun's location in the sky. Right now it is daytime.
- I've been experimenting recently with nighttime hunting But I'm used to hunting in the daytime so this is just a shot in the dark
- Glass houses People who live in glass houses should not throw stones..... or mastubate in daytime.
Paraphrased from Bo Burnham. Credit where it's due. - Today my phone wasn't working My son took it and went outside.
Me: How come you took my phone outside?
Son:You know how it's daytime right now?
Me:Yeah?
Son:It's a homophone dad. - A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
- You're driving in your car and you see a black man dressed in all black. How'd you see him? It's daytime.
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Daytime One Liners
Which daytime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with daytime? I can suggest the ones about moment and noon.
- What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the day-time? A sad depraved existence
- My girl friend said to me "s**... is better on daytime"... That wasn't a very nice Idea...
Fun-Filled Daytime Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about daytime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean minutes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make daytime pranks.
A husband and wife are sitting alone on a hill...
...and the woman says "Darling, do you love me?"
The man says "Do you see all the stars in the sky?"
"Yes?"
"That's how many women I've slept with since I married you."
"But it's daytime. Only the sun is out."
"Yes. Only one: your sister."
My Car Won't Drive At Night
The service department of a BMW dealership took a call. The customer stated that his car, a 380i, will not drive at night.
The advisor, flummoxed at this, asks for more detail.
"You see," the owner replies, "when it is daytime, I put the car in 'D' and it drives like a dream."
"But when I put it in 'N' for Nighttime....'"
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I said to my husband that we should start a new tradition of daytime Saturday s**....
I told him we should really try to fit it in.
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What does an unchallenging mini-golf course have in common with a s**... club?
During daytime hours they're both sub-par
