Daylight Savings Time Jokes

Funniest Daylight Savings Time Short Jokes

Short daylight savings time jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The daylight savings time humour may include short daylight saving time jokes also.

1. Made love to my girlfriend for an hour and 15 seconds last night Thanks, Daylight Savings Time. I couldn't have done it without you.
2. BREAKING: The US Senate has unanimously approved a bill that would make Daylight Savings Time permanent! If you ask me, it's about time!
3. Not only is it daylight savings time today, but also Int'l Women's Day. Because apparently a full 24 hours to celebrate women would have been just a bit much.
4. So apparently the Senate just passed a bill to make Daylight Savings Time permanent Most people are excited about the change, but I think if it passes the House it'll be hour loss.
5. I just made love for over 1hr straight 1 hour and 22 seconds is my new record.
   Thanks daylight savings time!
6. Daylight Saving Time ends today. So I have to remind myself, that the clock on my microwave will be wrong for the next several months.
7. Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries.
8. Boss: "You're an hour late!" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: "Haven't you heard?"
9. Daylight savings time. Is the government cutting off the bottom of a blanket and sewing it to the top and saying ,"see its longer now".
10. I really like daylight savings time, I got an extra hour of sleep last night I was in bed for 7 hours, but when I woke up it was EIGHT HOURS LATER!!!!

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Daylight Savings Time One Liners

Which daylight savings time one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with daylight savings time? I can suggest the ones about daylight savings and daylight.

1. Made love to my wife for an hour and four minutes tonight Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
2. I hate daylight saving time so much That I lost sleep over it last night.
3. I just lasted 61 mins in bed a new record! Thanks Daylight savings time...
4. Thanks to Daylight Savings Time... My girlfriend thought I lasted 1 hour and 3 minutes!
5. I'm not so sure about this daylight savings time thing I give it six months
6. Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury I need to buy a smaller sundial.
7. What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle? An extra hour of rain.
8. Guess who loves daylights savings time? Dan Auerbach
9. In honor of Daylight saving time I actually have an hour long joke I like to tell.
10. I once made love for an entire hour. Daylight savings time counts right?
11. Last night I had s**... for an hour and 30 seconds. I love when daylight savings time ends!
12. I once had s**... for an hour and 40 seconds. It was daylight savings time.
13. Yeah, s**... is cool But have you ever been an hour late on daylight savings time?

Silly & Ridiculous Daylight Savings Time Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about daylight savings time you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean time change jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make daylight savings time pranks.