Daylight Saving Time Jokes

Funniest Daylight Saving Time Short Jokes

Short daylight saving time jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The daylight saving time humour may include short daylight savings time jokes also.

1. BREAKING: The US Senate has unanimously approved a bill that would make Daylight Savings Time permanent! If you ask me, it's about time!
2. So apparently the Senate just passed a bill to make Daylight Savings Time permanent Most people are excited about the change, but I think if it passes the House it'll be hour loss.
3. Daylight Saving Time ends today. So I have to remind myself, that the clock on my microwave will be wrong for the next several months.
4. Boss: "You're an hour late!" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: "Haven't you heard?"
5. Daylight savings time. Is the government cutting off the bottom of a blanket and sewing it to the top and saying ,"see its longer now".
6. I really like daylight savings time, I got an extra hour of sleep last night I was in bed for 7 hours, but when I woke up it was EIGHT HOURS LATER!!!!
7. What did the former German chancellor's wife say to him to remind him to change his watch for Daylight Saving Time? Konrad, add an hour!
8. What does the guitarist of the Black Keys do on Daylight Savings time? He sets his clock an Auerbach.
9. We should just advance the calendar to 2017 and call it.... "Daylight Saving Lives". Or maybe "Life Saving Time"
10. YSK: Daylight Savings Time ends tonight, make sure to reset all your clocks. Oops, wrong sub

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Daylight Saving Time One Liners

Which daylight saving time one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with daylight saving time? I can suggest the ones about daylight savings and daylight.

1. I hate daylight saving time so much That I lost sleep over it last night.
2. I just lasted 61 mins in bed a new record! Thanks Daylight savings time...
3. Thanks to Daylight Savings Time... My girlfriend thought I lasted 1 hour and 3 minutes!
4. I'm not so sure about this daylight savings time thing I give it six months
5. Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury I need to buy a smaller sundial.
6. What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle? An extra hour of rain.
7. Guess who loves daylights savings time? Dan Auerbach
8. In honor of Daylight saving time I actually have an hour long joke I like to tell.
9. I once made love for an entire hour. Daylight savings time counts right?
10. Made love to my wife for an hour and four minutes tonight Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
11. Yeah, s**... is cool But have you ever been an hour late on daylight savings time?

Silly Daylight Saving Time Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about daylight saving time you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean time change jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make daylight saving time pranks.