Following is our collection of funny Daylight jokes. There are some daylight neighbourhood jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these daylight dawn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Thanks daylight savings!
Thanks daylight savings!
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(I saw this joke a few weeks ago, today is the perfect day for it!)
I got robbed today at Shell gas station.
I called the cops, and they asked if I knew who did it.
I said, "Yeah, pump 6."
Recently, in a small town in the middle of nowhere, a crime occurred which totally perplexed the local authorities. It seems that somehow, in a daring daylight robbery, an unidentified perpetrator managed to sneak into the crowded police station and systematically steal all of the toilets.
The cops have nothing to go on.
Because apparently a full 24 hours to celebrate women would have been just a bit much.
thanks you daylight savings
Just one with depression.
It was the 23rd-hour of my 24-hour deodorant protection.
It was a pretty brazen act of violence.
Thankyou daylight savings
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Oops, wrong sub
Thank you daylight savings!
The Marine says to the General: "we have the greatest submarines on earth. We can last under water for several weeks."
The Russian interrupts:"no way our latest submarines last for 6 months without seeing any daylight."
The both stop talking as they are surprised by a submarine approaching the beach. A soldier jumps out raising his arm straight in the sky, yelling:"Hail Hitler we need Diesel!"
Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day.
Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries.
I love when daylight savings time ends!
that the clock on my microwave will be wrong for the next several months.
On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years.
Or maybe "Life Saving Time"
Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: "Haven't you heard?"
My girlfriend totally thinks I lasted an hour and two minutes!
1 hour and 22 seconds is my new record.
Thanks daylight savings time!
Thanks, Daylight Savings Time. I couldn't have done it without you.
Thanks daylight savings
Thanks daylight savings!
(Idk if this has been posted here before :p)
Daylight robbery
Because it's always a broad.
Konrad, add an hour!
It's the one night of the year my girlfriend thinks I can last an hour and two minutes.
Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
I was in bed for 7 hours, but when I woke up it was EIGHT HOURS LATER!!!!
He sets his clock an Auerbach.
Thank god for Daylight Saving Time
But hey, who could think straight after being banged for an hour and 2 minutes
It was daylight savings time.
Now it's opened a daylight savings account and expects yearly donations.
That's daylight robbery!
Now I'm Seasonally Depressed.
An extra hour of rain.
Thanks Daylight savings time...
I need to buy a smaller sundial.
My girlfriend thought I lasted 1 hour and 3 minutes!
but at least it's trickling down for a rainy day.
Zach's boss was super pissed as Zack was an hour late to the work because of the daylight savings time.
After the boss left, Zack kick a lamp to vent out his frustration.
Suddenly a genie appeared and said - you have made me free. I will grant you a wish.
Zack - Can you bring peace between Israel and Palestine?
Genie - That's not possible. Sorry you got to ask another wish.
Zack - Can you please explain me the benefit of daylight savings time?
Genie - Ahhh... Ok, I will call Netanyahu
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the daylight darkness jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working daylight robbery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.