Daydreaming Jokes
17 daydreaming jokes and hilarious daydreaming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about daydreaming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Daydreaming Short Jokes
Short daydreaming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The daydreaming humour may include short jokes also.
- While daydreaming, I started having an imaginary argument with my wife. I still lost the argument.
- What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows.
- What did the hat say to the other hat that always daydreamed? You need to snap back to reality.
- Many people daydream about being on the top of Mount Everest, It turns out they're already super high.
- OC that I came up with whilst daydreaming: Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom? ... because Mao is more of a chair man!
- Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk.
- My friend got mad at me because I had a w**... when I stayed at his house... it was a daydream.
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Daydreaming One Liners
Which daydreaming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with daydreaming? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Why was the daydreaming horse put in an asylum? He was mentally unstabled
- What do you call a daydreaming shower sponge? Aloof-ah!
- Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Daydreaming Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about daydreaming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make daydreaming pranks.
The ad in the paper said, "You think you're funny? Tell us your best pun, and you'll win a $200 Amazon gift card!"
Well, I just couldn't resist. I sat down and wrote not one, but 10 of my best knee-slappers, rib-ticklers, and witty turns-of-phrase. I sent my list of comedy gold to the paper, and then began daydreaming about what I would do with $200.
The day on which the paper announced the contest winner finally arrived! I scanned, and then carefully read the full-page of submissions, but the truth stared me in the face. Of my submissions that should have won, no pun in ten did.
A teacher asks her class: "How long can a human being survive without sleeping?"
Mary on the first row responds: "24h".
Peter on the second row responds: "48h".
Then the teacher sees John, daydreaming as usual, and asks him: "What do you think John?"
John goes, "I think... 3 weeks minus 15 minutes."
"Come on John", the teacher says, "Why it doesn't surprise me that you are the one giving me this ridiculous answer."
"Listen Miss Boomer", John replies, "Say what you want but yesterday evening I heard my dad say to my mom: today, we're going to bed 15 min earlier because it has been 3 weeks."
It was a beautiful summer day.
Birds were singing and a lovely smell of newly cut grass came along with the wind. I saw some gentlemen in the distance, all dressed up in fancy expensive clothing. One of them spotted me and started to wave and calling out my name. I gladly waved back at him, even though I had no idea who he was, but then it hit me...
That was the last time I went daydreaming on a golf course.
Signed,
Mr Fore
Three men walk into heaven after death and find there is only one rule.
There are ducks running around everywhere, and God tells them that the only rule is to not step on any ducks. You must watch your step wherever you go. The punishment of stepping in a duck is that you are forced to marry someone hideous.
The three men begin to like heaven. They are roaming around when the first man hears a loud, pained quack and discovers he had accidentally stepped on a duck. The next day, he finds that God was serious about the rule, and was forced to marry an very unattractive woman.
The next day, the second man went off on his own. He was daydreaming, and accidentally stepped on a duck. He, too, was made to marry a very ugly woman.
When the two men were lamenting over their punishments, they found their friend with a beautiful supermodel wearing a wedding dress. They go up to God ask how he got to marry such a beautiful women.
"Because, she stepped on a duck."