The Best 22 Daycare Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Daycare jokes. There are some daycare rcmp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these daycare toddler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Daycare Jokes and Puns

Police were called to a daycare yesterday...

Police were called to a daycare yesterday because a 5 year old was resisting a rest.

Why is it that your dogs have to be vaccinated to go to the park and daycare, but your kids don't have to be?

Because it's sad when a dog dies.

Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday?

a three-year-old was resisting a rest

Daycare joke, Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday?

Having sex at work is alright

As long as you don't work at a daycare

We have your Child!

A parent receives this text, "We have your child".
He panics and replies, "What are your demands. We will do anything. Please don't hurt our child"
He receives a reply, "Are you out of your mind? The daycare is closing soon. Come and get him now!"

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Rottweiler in a daycare centre.

If you can't find a good daycare for your baby...

There's always the army. Just put them in the infantry.

Daycare joke, If you can't find a good daycare for your baby...

Three year old goes to prison.

A police officer was investigating a noise complaint coming from a daycare in downtown Detroit. The officer realized that it was just a three year old kid kicking and screaming because he didn't want to nap during nap time. The officer charged the child with resisting a rest, and took him to prison.

I donated some old board games to my local daycare.

Hope those kids like Ouija Boards...

Got rejected from the daycare centre when I applied for a job last week

"Former priest" is apparently not a sufficient qualification

The daycare turned down my job application.

Probably because I described myself as "a touchy-feely kind of guy"

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What's the difference between a bar and a daycare?

It's easier to pick up girls at a daycare.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

My kid got kicked out of daycare today

Turns out you can't just leave 'em out on the porch.

I dated this girl at work once...

Now I'm unemployed, broke, and a registered sex offender.

Never date the students at a daycare!

Police were called to my kids daycare today.

Apparently after lunch break several children were resisting a rest.

Daycare joke, Police were called to my kids daycare today.

Why did the pastor cross the road?


I just got fired for having sex at work

Thats the last time I work at a daycare center

What would a Republican daycare look like?

Each child and baby would be in a fantastic cage. The best cages. A lot of people tell me these cages would be the best cages by far.

That moment you're having sex with your client

And you realize you work at a daycare

A wife tells her husband, "Remember to pick the kid up at 5."

"OK," says the husband.
The husband dropped off their 3-year-old son off at daycare: "See ya in 2 years, bud."

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the daycare kiddy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working daycare kindergartener piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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