The Best 7 Dawson Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dawson jokes. There are some dawson lumbar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dawson nation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dawson Jokes and Puns

I was walking down the street with my wife..

And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked "Aren't you going to help?" I said "No, six should be enough."
From Les Dawson.

So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys

"Aren't you going to do something?" My wife asked.
"Nah, six should be enough."

(Les Dawson)

I was walking down the street with my wife...

... when I saw my mother-in-law being beaten up by six men.

My wife said, "Aren't you going to help?"

I said, "Six should be enough."

*(Copyright Les Dawson, as retold by Jimmy Carr on QI.)*

This guy died after drinking a whole bottle of furniture polish,

A sad end but a beautiful finish.

(richard dawson: source)

A dog with a bandaged foot limped into town one day.

The sheriff approached the stranger and said: What brings you to Dawson City? The dog replied: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


"Heads or tails?"

Asked Shane Dawson to his cat

I wouldn't say she has a lot of wrinkles, but when she smiles she looks like a venetian blind ~ Les Dawson

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We suggest to use only working dawson les dawson piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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