The Best 49 Dawned Jokes

I stayed up all night wondering why there was no light..

Then it dawned on me.

Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was...

then it dawned on me

Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day.

Then it dawned on him.

I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise

then it dawned on me

Did you hear of the guy who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?

He just could not explain it! Then it dawned on him.

One day a man wandered too far away

From his camp, he knows he needs to head east and he searches for hours trying to find the sun.

Then it dawned on him.

(Thought of this joke at work, might have sounded better in my head)

You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth...

...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me.

I couldn't remember what time the sun was set to rise this morning.

But then it dawned on me.

I was wondering why it gets bright even before I see the sun rise in the morning. Then it dawned on me.

I spent the whole night trying to solve a math problem...

and then it dawned on me.

Last night, I forgot about the Sun

Then it dawned on me...

I lied awake all last night waiting for the sun to come up...

And then it dawned on me.

I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from,

then it dawned on me

This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising...

And then it dawned on me

I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone

And then it dawned on me

I got up early to watch the sunrise

And then it dawned on me.

I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared

Then it dawned on me....

As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.

As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see how the stallion had made out and was chagrined to see him leaning up against a tree. His mane was disheveled, his body covered in welts from angry hooves, and he had two giant black eyes. Astounded, the keeper asked what had happened.

The stallion said, "I spent the whole night trying to take off her pajamas."

This morning I woke up confused and in the dark.

Then it dawned on me.

Sunny side up!

Growing up I never knew what a sunrise was until one day it dawned on me.

I suddenly forgot where the sun went at night...

...then it dawned on me.

I didn't understand why I couldn't see the sun...

Then it dawned on me.

I spent the night looking for the sun.

Then it just dawned on me.

I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was

And then it dawned on me

I was looking for the Moon this afternoon.

Then it dawned on me.

I once stayed up all night trying figure out where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

I was wondering why it was so dark outside...

Then it dawned on me

After announcing Voldermorts return, it dawned on me that Harry Potter's name should be changed to..

Herald Potter

I've never understood why people climb up mountains in the early hours of the day...

...and then it dawned on me...

I used to believe in the flat earth theory

Then it dawned on me.

I used to lay awake at night wondering if I had ever seen the sun rise…

… but then it dawned on me.

I couldn't think of a better word for morning...

And then it dawned on me.

The wisest men in the village could not figure out where the sun went at night.

So they stayed up all night discussing it.
And then it dawned on them.
 
(I'll see myself out.)

The vampire thought he had nothing to fear from the sun.

Then it dawned on him.

I was stargazing in the early hours when...

...The sky started to get brighter and brighter. I couldn't understand what was happening. Then it dawned on me.

I never got why people love the sunrise so much.

Then it dawned on me.

I was trying to find out where the sun was..

... then it dawned on me.

The other day while scuba diving for seafood it dawned on me that everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,

that's shellfish.

I was up all night wondering where the sun went

but then it dawned on me.

I stayed up all of last night wondering where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

I waited all night to see where the sun would rise

And then it dawned on me

I always thought evenings were the best time of the day

But then it dawned on me

I spent the whole night trying to figure out where the sun would rise

And then it dawned on me

I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day. Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late.

That sail has shipped.

Dawn craved repetition.

It explains why she relished relish, and was a fan of fans.

But nothing compared to the joy of the early morning.

Because that's when the dawn dawned on Dawn.

I spent all night searching for the sun

..and then it dawned on me

I was staring at the stars

wondering where the sun was and then it dawned on me

I stayed up all last night wondering where the sun had gone from the sky

Then it dawned on me