Dawn Jokes

Following is our collection of awoke puns and sleepily one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dawn jokes for adults, dirty daylight jokes and clean explore dad gags for kids.

The Best Dawn Puns

People in Athens have a hard time waking up early

Because dawn is tough on grease

I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day...

I said "Dawn! Get off my face!"

To settle their differences, Jesus and Muhammed agree to pistols at dawn, Jesus wins...

...because drawing Muhammed is forbidden.

My army buddy was jerking off one night.

He was discharged by dawn.

A joke for Europe

A Greek, an Italian, and a Spaniard go into a bar and have an awesome time, ordering drinks till dawn. So who pays the tab?

A German.


I went on a tour of a soap factory last week.

I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me.

I'm a really slow reader. Today, I only got through six pages of my dictionary.

From dawn to dusk.

What did the muslim man say as he was driving recklessly and passing other cars at dawn?

"Sorry, gotta go fast"

Why do the citizens of Athens hate waking up early?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece!

Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber.

It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.

Dwarfs and Sexual Harassment

Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, many women would treat that as a compliment, perhaps you could see it that way?" Dawn replies, "well normally I might but Philbert is a dwarf."


What time does a duck wake up?

The quack of dawn.

The Sun God Helios, feeling lazy, stuck his bare glowing buttocks over the horizon...

... it was the crack of dawn.

My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night.

Another day, another Dawn

Had a stupidly long receptionist shift today.

I worked from desk till dawn.

I was walking my dog through a graveyard at dawn

I saw someone crouching by a headstone. I greeted them: 'Morning!'

They replied 'Nope, just having a shit.'

I woke up at the crack of dawn...

So I told her to get off my head and let me get some sleep.

Cant beat the classics.

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.

Tracy said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." Cathy giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" Dawn frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Cathy. "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?

The crack of dawn.


What time of day stinks?

The crack of dawn

I started making love at the crack of Dawn

And I finished on her face

Two old men were sitting together when one of them pointed out a suppository sticking out of the other's ear.

The other didn't respond immediately, but after a few moments, realisation seemed to dawn on him. "Oh, thanks!" he said "*Now* I know where I put my hearing aid!"

I always get confused between dusk and dawn

Even though there's a night and day difference

What did Bob Barker say when he was surrounded by vampires?

"Come on, dawn!"

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

I went back in time to the dawn of man so I could be the original joke teller.

the cavemen seemed to love it, but had no idea what a bus, a nun or a cross dressing bus driver is.

What does an alt right rooster say at the crack of dawn?

'cuck' a doodle doo.

I woke up at the Asscrack of Dawn, and it smelled.

Turns out my neighbor Dawn sometimes farts in her sleep.


(I am a mature man with a steady income)

My friend came over

My friend came over, and saw me playing a game. They asked, "what are you playing?" I said, "I'm playing Until Dawn." They said, "Don't stay up that late, it's bad for you!"

I finally traded in my flip phone for a new smart phone...

It truly is the dawn of a new error.

What time do crackers wake up in the morning?

At the cracker dawn.

I woke up at the ass-crack of dawn...

she farted, then made me breakfast

Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie

He's doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an illegal alien.

Loadshedding joke.

Another new dawn eclipse, courtesy of Eskom.

What's a Walruses favourite movie?

From Tusk till dawn.

There is an abundance of morn jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 35 funniest jokes and dawn puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any midnight witze you can hear about dawn.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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