Dawn Jokes
62 dawn jokes and hilarious dawn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dawn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh away the morning blues with these hilarious jokes about Dawn! Whether you're a fan of the game Horizon Zero Dawn, or just have a fondness for the name Dawn, from dish soap to newspapers - we have the perfect jokes to lighten up your day! From awaking in the morning to watching the sunset, these Dawn jokes will brighten your daytrogen!
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Funniest Dawn Short Jokes
Short dawn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dawn humour may include short sunrise jokes also.
- I bought a sail for my boat on amazon the other day. Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late. That sail has shipped.
- The wisest men in the village could not figure out where the sun went at night. So they stayed up all night discussing it.
And then it dawned on them.
(I'll see myself out.) - I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared Then it dawned on me....
- Meatloaf (RIP) owned a private forest. At dawn every day, he would collect the condensation and drink it. I asked him if it tastes good. He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
- What's the winter solstice's favorite icebreaker at parties? "How's your day ‘dawning'?"
- When I was a kid, I once stayed up all night to see where the sun went Then it dawned on me
- I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was And then it dawned on me
- I couldn't remember what time the sun was set to rise this morning. But then it dawned on me.
- To settle their differences, Jesus and Muhammed agree to pistols at dawn, Jesus wins... ...because drawing Muhammed is forbidden.
- I was trying to find out where the sun was.. ... then it dawned on me.
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Dawn One Liners
Which dawn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dawn? I can suggest the ones about daylight and morn.
- I once stayed up all night trying figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me
- It dawned on me why teenagers are always in groups of 3 or 5 Because they can't even
- I suddenly forgot where the sun went at night... ...then it dawned on me.
- Why is morning difficult in Athens? Because dawn is tough on Greece
- This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me
- I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me
- Why do people hate getting up early in Athens? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
- Early Man used to wonder where the sun went at night. Then it dawned on him.
- I never got why people love the sunrise so much. Then it dawned on me.
- I was staring at the stars wondering where the sun was and then it dawned on me
- I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day... I said "Dawn! Get off my face!"
- People in Athens have a hard time waking up early Because dawn is tough on grease
- I spent the whole night trying to solve a math problem... and then it dawned on me.
- I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me
- I spent all night searching for the sun ..and then it dawned on me
Crack Of Dawn Jokes
Here is a list of funny crack of dawn jokes and even better crack of dawn puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My girlfriend wakes me up by sitting on my face. I've been waking up at the crack of Dawn.
- I woke up at the crack of dawn... she was OK with it!
- The Sun God Helios, feeling lazy, stuck his bare glowing buttocks over the horizon... ... it was the crack of dawn.
- I woke up at the crack of dawn... So I told her to get off my head and let me get some sleep.
Cant beat the classics. - What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18? The crack of dawn.
- What time of day stinks? The crack of dawn
- I started making love at the crack of Dawn And I finished on her face
- What does an alt right rooster say at the crack of dawn? c**...' a doodle doo.
- I woke up at the a**...-crack of dawn... she f**..., then made me breakfast
- I'm such a p**... that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe.
Dawn Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny dawn name jokes and even better dawn name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After announcing Voldermorts return, it dawned on me that Harry Potter's name should be changed to.. Herald Potter
- What's the most patriotic name in America? Jose. Jose can you see? By the dawn's early light...
Dawn Dish Soap Jokes
Here is a list of funny dawn dish soap jokes and even better dawn dish soap puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was wondering where the dish soap was. And then it Dawned on me
- My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night. Another day, another Dawn
- I was trying to wash the dishes, but the soap wouldn't come out of the bottle. I shook it, hit it and smacked it, and nothing happened. Finally, I squeezed it, and... It Dawn-ed on me.
Great Dawn Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about dawn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean early morning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dawn pranks.
A joke for Europe
A Greek, an Italian, and a Spaniard go into a bar and have an awesome time, ordering drinks till dawn. So who pays the tab?
A German.
My army buddy was jerking off one night.
He was discharged by dawn.
I went on a tour of a soap factory last week.
I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me.
I'm a really slow reader. Today, I only got through six pages of my dictionary.
From dawn to dusk.
What did the muslim man say as he was driving recklessly and passing other cars at dawn?
"Sorry, gotta go fast"
At the dawn of the Stone Age…
Og the caveman noticed that after a long period of darkness the sun would rise, traverse across the sky and then sink below the horizon.
Then darkness… until the sun would again rise once again, travel across the sky and sink below the horizon.
Again and again. Over and over.
Og wished to give a name to this event.
He thought long and hard. He tried all
sorts of words until his brain hurt and his tongue lolled in his mouth.
He tried every variation of sounds he could think of until he was exhausted.
In the end, utterly exhausted, he just gave up and called it a day.
Why do people dread mornings in Athens?
Because dawn is tough on Greece
Why do the citizens of Athens hate waking up early?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece!
My wife woke me up around Dawn, screaming her head off
I should mention Dawn was our babysitter.
Dwarfs and s**... Harassment
Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, many women would treat that as a compliment, perhaps you could see it that way?" Dawn replies, "well normally I might but Philbert is a dwarf."
Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber.
It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization.
Dawn craved repetition.
It explains why she relished relish, and was a fan of fans.
But nothing compared to the joy of the early morning.
Because that's when the dawn dawned on Dawn.
What time does a duck wake up?
The quack of dawn.
A Japanese couple is visiting America for the first time
When they arrive at the airport, it's just past dawn. The girlfriend, who doesn't speak any English, says in her native tongue "Good morning!"
To which the boyfriend tells her "No, babe, this is Nebraska."
Why does Athens hate the morning?
Because dawn is tough on grease!
At what time do ducks get up?
They get up at the quack of dawn.
This was a joke my little brother made.
What time does Donald Duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Did you hear about who went to DMX's f**...?
There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (d**...)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh)
About three Kim's (what?) Latoya, and Tina (woo)
Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda (uh-huh)
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (d**...)
Stacy, Tracy, Rohna, and Ronda (what?)
Donna, Yolanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda (what?)
I was walking my dog through a graveyard at dawn
I saw someone crouching by a headstone. I greeted them: 'Morning!'
They replied 'Nope, just having a s**....'
Had a stupidly long receptionist shift today.
I worked from desk till dawn.
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
Tracy said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." Cathy giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" Dawn frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Cathy. "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
