The Best 8 Dawg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dawg jokes. There are some dawg shizzle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dawg amigo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dawg Jokes and Puns

How do you say " 'sup dawg" in Japanese?

Konichihuahua

A photon walks into a hotel

The clerk asks "do you have any bags we can help you with?"

Photon says "naw dawg, I'm travelin' light"

I like my rolling papers, like I like my sex

Raw, dawg

How is a hotdog made

Well it's easy you see

Find a hot lady

Dress her up in a dog costume

And add buns on her buns

Voila the Hawt Dawg

what did Xzibit say to the Chinese waiter?

"Yo Shrimp my Rice dawg!"


Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.

Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman

So we killed your parents

Are you hot, dawg?

Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every hot afternoon. He laughs everytime.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dawg een jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dawg buddie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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