Davy Jones Jokes

Funniest Davy Jones Short Jokes

Short davy jones jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The davy jones humour may include short davy crockett jokes also.

1. I didn't believe my girlfriend when she told me Davy Jones had died. And then I saw her face...
2. Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead. You know what they say.
   You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees.
3. The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face.
4. You've probably heard of Davy Jones' locker, but do you know who Davy Jones is? He's a Sea-Monkee.
5. I didn't believe that a friend had a picture of his mom after a b**... party with Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork, and Davy Jones. But then I saw her face...

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Davy Jones One Liners

Which davy jones one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with davy jones? I can suggest the ones about mr jones and tom jones.

1. Davy Jones was a lucky man He had 3 grown men fighting for his heart
2. What's a pirates favourite paint? Davy Jones Lacquer.
3. What does Davy Jones like to work out the most on his body? His dead man's chest.
4. What do you call a shoe shop at the bottom of the sea? Davy Jones's foot locker.
5. After the death The Monkees' Davy Jones... I'd like to offer mickydolenzes to his family.
6. Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
7. Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones' Locker? Dead men sell no snails!
8. Singer Davy Jones has died. Right after Whitney Huston, I guess monkee see monkee do.
9. Just heard Davy Jones is dead. I wonder who gets his locker?

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