The Best 24 Davy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Davy jokes. There are some davy david jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these davy jones puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Davy Jokes and Puns

Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "

I didn't believe my girlfriend when she told me Davy Jones had died.

And then I saw her face...

Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?

A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.

Davy joke, Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?

What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett?

Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.

Davy Jones was a lucky man

He had 3 grown men fighting for his heart


Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.

What's a pirates favourite paint?

Davy Jones Lacquer.

Davy joke, What's a pirates favourite paint?

Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead.

You know what they say.

You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees.

I didn't believe that a friend had a picture of his mom after a bukkake party with Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork, and Davy Jones.

But then I saw her face...

What does Davy Jones like to work out the most on his body?

His dead man's chest.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

Alamo'd

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How does Davy Crockett like his pies?

à la mode

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie?

Alamo'd

Did you know Davy Crockett had 3 ears?

The one on the left side of his head, the one on the right, and his great frontier!

What do you call a shoe shop at the bottom of the sea?

Davy Jones's foot locker.

Davy joke, What do you call a shoe shop at the bottom of the sea?

After the death The Monkees' Davy Jones...

I'd like to offer mickydolenzes to his family.

What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle?

Remember the alimony!

You've probably heard of Davy Jones' locker, but do you know who Davy Jones is?

He's a Sea-Monkee.


The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died

At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face.

Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladder, and climbed to the roof. There, he found Sam Houston and Jim Bowie staring off in the distance...

...as over the hills rode straight toward them a thousand Mexicans. Davy thought for a moment and then said, "Guys...are we laying concrete today?"

The Creation Of Sodium

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honour of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

King of the Wild Frontier

Davy Crockett walks into a bar. He kills it.

Davy Crockett walks into a bar when he was only three...

He killed it.

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