Davy Jokes

• Short Davy Jokes
• Davy One Liners
• Davy Jones Jokes
• Davy Crockett Jokes
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Funniest Davy Short Jokes

Short davy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The davy humour may include short warship jokes also.

1. A White Horse Walks Into a Bar A white horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a cocktail named after you!". "What?", says the horse, "Steve?".
   \-heard from Alan Davies on Q.I.
2. I didn't believe my girlfriend when she told me Davy Jones had died. And then I saw her face...
3. Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
4. What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett? Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.
5. Do you know what Miles Davis is called in Europe? 1.60934 Kilometers Davis
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   joke courtesy of Stephen Wright
6. Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.
7. Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead. You know what they say.
   You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees.
8. AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so:
   If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
9. How many ears does Davy Crocket have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the Wild Front Ear!
10. I was once in a queue with John Miles and Miles Davis It didn't take long, but it went on for Miles and Miles.

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Davy One Liners

Which davy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with davy? I can suggest the ones about johnny and davy crockett.

1. Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears? A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
2. Davy Jones was a lucky man He had 3 grown men fighting for his heart
3. What's a pirates favourite paint? Davy Jones Lacquer.
4. What does Davy Jones like to work out the most on his body? His dead man's chest.
5. How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd
6. How does Davy Crockett like his pies? à la mode
   
7. How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie? Alamo'd
8. Did you hear the one about Jonathan Davis in Nebraska? Nevermind, it's too korny.
9. How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode
10. Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it
11. Kim Davis's Daughter was Fired by the SPCA She wouldn't feed the strays
12. What us orange and sounds like a parrot? 'A carrot'
    Re: Alan Davies.
13. What do you call a shoe shop at the bottom of the sea? Davy Jones's foot locker.
14. After the death The Monkees' Davy Jones... I'd like to offer mickydolenzes to his family.
15. What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle? Remember the alimony!

Davy Jones Jokes

Here is a list of funny davy jones jokes and even better davy jones puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face.
• You've probably heard of Davy Jones' locker, but do you know who Davy Jones is? He's a Sea-Monkee.
• Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
• Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones' Locker? Dead men sell no snails!
• Singer Davy Jones has died. Right after Whitney Huston, I guess monkee see monkee do.
• Just heard Davy Jones is dead. I wonder who gets his locker?
• I didn't believe that a friend had a picture of his mom after a b**... party with Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork, and Davy Jones. But then I saw her face...

Davy Crockett Jokes

Here is a list of funny davy crockett jokes and even better davy crockett puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know Davy Crockett had 3 ears? The one on the left side of his head, the one on the right, and his great frontier!
• King of the Wild Frontier Davy Crockett walks into a bar. He kills it.
• Davy Crockett walks into a bar when he was only three... He killed it.
• How many ears did Davy Crockett have? Three. A left ear, a right ear and a Wild Frontier.

Cheerful Davy Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about davy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean navy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make davy pranks.