Davy Crockett Jokes

Funniest Davy Crockett Short Jokes

Short davy crockett jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The davy crockett humour may include short davy jones jokes also.

1. Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
2. What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett? Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.
3. Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.
4. Did you know Davy Crockett had 3 ears? The one on the left side of his head, the one on the right, and his great frontier!

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Davy Crockett One Liners

Which davy crockett one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with davy crockett? I can suggest the ones about cowboy and johnny cash.

1. Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears? A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
2. How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd
3. How does Davy Crockett like his pies? à la mode
   
4. How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie? Alamo'd
5. How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode
6. What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle? Remember the alimony!
7. King of the Wild Frontier Davy Crockett walks into a bar. He kills it.
8. Davy Crockett walks into a bar when he was only three... He killed it.
9. How many ears did Davy Crockett have? Three. A left ear, a right ear and a Wild Frontier.

Hilarious Davy Crockett Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about davy crockett you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old cowboy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make davy crockett pranks.