Davis Jokes

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Funniest Davis Short Jokes

Short davis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The davis humour may include short smith jokes also.

1. A White Horse Walks Into a Bar A white horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a cocktail named after you!". "What?", says the horse, "Steve?".
   \-heard from Alan Davies on Q.I.
2. I didn't believe my girlfriend when she told me Davy Jones had died. And then I saw her face...
3. Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
4. What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett? Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.
5. Do you know what Miles Davis is called in Europe? 1.60934 Kilometers Davis
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   joke courtesy of Stephen Wright
6. Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear.
7. Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead. You know what they say.
   You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees.
8. AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so:
   If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
9. How many ears does Davy Crocket have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the Wild Front Ear!
10. I was once in a queue with John Miles and Miles Davis It didn't take long, but it went on for Miles and Miles.

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Davis One Liners

Which davis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with davis? I can suggest the ones about conflict and carter.

1. Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears? A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
2. Davy Jones was a lucky man He had 3 grown men fighting for his heart
3. What's a pirates favourite paint? Davy Jones Lacquer.
4. What does Davy Jones like to work out the most on his body? His dead man's chest.
5. How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd
6. How does Davy Crockett like his pies? à la mode
   
7. How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie? Alamo'd
8. Did you hear the one about Jonathan Davis in Nebraska? Nevermind, it's too korny.
9. How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode
10. Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it
11. Kim Davis's Daughter was Fired by the SPCA She wouldn't feed the strays
12. What us orange and sounds like a parrot? 'A carrot'
    Re: Alan Davies.
13. What do you call a shoe shop at the bottom of the sea? Davy Jones's foot locker.
14. After the death The Monkees' Davy Jones... I'd like to offer mickydolenzes to his family.
15. What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle? Remember the alimony!

Miles Davis Jokes

Here is a list of funny miles davis jokes and even better miles davis puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why don't they listen to Miles Davis in Europe? Because they listen to Kilometres Davis instead.
• Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis
• What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew
• What do you call a pirated Miles Davis album? Free jazz
• went to europe once for a miles davis concert --sorry, i meant kilometers davis...
• Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a b**... lasting 45 years.

Uproarious Davis Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about davis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean assassination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make davis pranks.