The Best 18 Davis Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Davis Jokes and Puns

Do you know what Miles Davis is called in Europe?

1.60934 Kilometers Davis



joke courtesy of Stephen Wright

AMA Request: Kim Davis.

I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so:

If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

Did you hear the one about Jonathan Davis in Nebraska?

Nevermind, it's too korny.

Davis joke, Did you hear the one about Jonathan Davis in Nebraska?

Grandpas joke: Ellen's church recognition

Ellen was very involved with her church and community projects. So much so, the paster decided to recognize her efforts during Sunday service.

Paster Davis: I'd like to take a moment to recognize Ellen for her hard work and contributions. Ellen come up here and take a bow.

Ellen smiles and bows.

Paster Davis: to reward your efforts, why don't you pick out the next 3 hymns.

Ellen points into the crowd "I'll take him, him, and him"

I was once in a queue with John Miles and Miles Davis

It didn't take long, but it went on for Miles and Miles.


Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably...

I Kind of Blue it

In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis.

Don't know how anyone could stoop so low.

Davis joke, In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis.

Why don't they listen to Miles Davis in Europe?

Because they listen to Kilometres Davis instead.

Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man...

He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years.

Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis found in contempt of court and taken into custody...

...making it the first time a public sector employee has gotten in trouble for not doing their job.

Back in their heyday Ella Fitzgerald and Sammy Davis Jr. opened a restaurant together.

Hard to figure out why "Sam and Ella's" failed.

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Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina

Talk about an Oscar being snubbed

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe.

i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Miles Davis

Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis

America could never switch to the metric system.

Kilometers Davis, how does that sound?

World leaders Convene in Davis

So who gets to stay in the Presidential Suite ?

Davis joke, World leaders Convene in Davis

The scariest Halloween costume this year will be 'sexy' Kim Davis...

Glasses, Crystal Gayle wig, and an ugly blue jumper with nothing underneath.

The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret...

The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel.

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