David Hasselhoff Jokes
20 david hasselhoff jokes and hilarious david hasselhoff puns to laugh out loud. Read celebrity jokes about david hasselhoff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest David Hasselhoff Short Jokes
Short david hasselhoff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The david hasselhoff humour may include short david bowie jokes also.
- David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on." His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle."
- David Hasselhoff told his agent that he wants to be known as Hoff from now on. Agent: Sure David. No hassle.
- David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and orders a drink. It's a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, says the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, he replied.
Sure, said the bartender, No hassle. - Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'? He couldn't be bothered with the hassle
- I just heard that David Hasselhoff sold part of his name for $10 million. I just hope it was worth the Hassel
- David Hasselhoff just changed his name to "David Hoff" If anything, it's less of a hassel.
- So a few years ago David Hasselhoff said to his agent "I just want to be known as The Hoff" His agent replied "no Hassel"
- David Hasselhoff walks into a bar. Bartender: What can I get you Mr Hasselhoff?
David: I want you to call me David Hoff.
Bartender: Okay David Hoff, no hassle. - David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ..."I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies:
"Sure thing Dave... no hassle." - Did you hear why David Hasselhoff shortened his name to just Hoff? Because he couldn't handle the hassle...
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David Hasselhoff One Liners
Which david hasselhoff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with david hasselhoff? I can suggest the ones about david cameron and dave grohl.
- David Hasselhoff changed his name to "The Hoff". He couldn't deal with all the *Hassel*
- "Mister Gorbatschow, tear down this wall!" -David Hasselhoff
- How did David Hasselhoff attract the women in his n**... photography class By showing hoff
Giggle-Inducing David Hasselhoff Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
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David Hasselhoff walked into a bar
and ordered a drink.
Its a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, the actor replied.
Sure, the bartender said, no hassle.
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar..
It's a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff , said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, if it's not too much trouble , he replied.
Sure , said the bartender, no hassle .
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It's a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, he replied.
Sure, said the bartender. No hassle.
A young boy asks his grandfather
A young boy asks his grandfather:
"What's the most common English expression?"
The Grandfather, full of wisdom, says, "I love baseball and apple pie."
Puzzled, the boy shrugs it off and continues.
"So, what's the most common German expression?"
Without skipping a beat, the Grandfather says, "David Hasselhoff is the best."
The boy wrinkles his nose in disbelief, but presses on.
"OK then, what's the most common French expression?"
Suddenly, the Grandfather stops. He looks worried. He hesitates, wringing his hands in concentration. He begins to speak, but can't get the words out. His confidence gone, he quietly mutters...
"I give up."
