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Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke?

It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin:
David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, "what do you mean you weren't jerking off?"

What's the difference between David Carradine, and Princess Diana?

David Carradine wore his belt

I think my house is being haunted by David Carradine...

because all my doorknobs are suddenly loose.

What does Christmas and David Carradine have in common?

Die Hard

David Carradine , An American actor and martial Artist died due fatal a**... asphyxiation accident .

I guess you can say that ,
*Puts on Sunglasses*
He Died Hard!

Keanu Reeves Joke

Keanu: No, I don't think I've seen that before.
Me: Of course you have man: it's the show where David Carradine plays a Shaolin monk in the Old West.
Keanu: Woah. I guess I do know Kung Fu.

What's in common between David Carradine and Kung Fu uniform?

Both were found hanging in the closet

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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