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  1. Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent.
    I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know
  2. David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked "what is your favourite cut?", David replied, "the public sector".
  3. David Cameron sends Alex Salmond a text following the Scottish vote... David: "Hi mate just checking in, u k?"
  4. What about the rumours David Cameron smoked drugs as a schoolboy? What worries me most is that he dressed up as a schoolboy to do it, the pervert.
  5. David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit.
  6. I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now.
  7. Why did the UK have to get a new Prime Minister after Brexit? Because David Cameron wouldn't do it, but Theresa May.
  8. David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter.
  9. Ever since the EU referendum, David Cameron has become more friendly than ever.. People say he's really outgoing
  10. Regarding the recent David Cameron Scandals So he walks the walk, talks the talk and apparently also porks the pork.

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  1. The David Cameron diet: You'll never lose your pounds quicker.
  2. David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May.
  3. Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank
  4. What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play? Hamlet.
  5. David Cameron: I can't live... without EU
  6. Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!
  7. What is David Cameron's favourite food? Pulled pork
  8. Who's David Camerons' favourite Looney Tunes character? Porky Pig.
  9. Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?
  10. What is David Cameron's masterplan for after the referendum? Take Europe, vote and leave
  11. Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one.
  12. What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common? They both like to pork.
  13. What does David Cameron say after s**...? That'll do pig, that'll do.
  14. What are David Cameron's favorite people to have s**... with? Cops

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David Cameron has said the UK's mission in Afghanistan is 'accomplished'...

David Cameron has said the UK's mission in Afghanistan is 'accomplished'.
We're leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can't read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.
Yes, we've brought the British way of life to them all right.

David Cameron.

What do you call David Cameron when he enters the houses of parliament? An inside joke.
What do you call David Cameron when he's late for the bus? A running joke.
What do you call David Cameron's leadership skills? A bad joke.

Statue of ex prime-minister David Cameron inappropriately touched by teen.

The case is proceeding under the grounds of Statue-tory r**....

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

This feels like it could be a comedy bit, for how different leaders would solve the issue:

Obama: snaps the cookie in half
Putin: Forces the cookie in the glass
Kim Jong-Un: Cookie baker and glass maker are put to death
David Cameron: pours some milk onto the cookie. Doesn't work very well, spills milk. Written into policy anyway.
Someone else: Eats the cookie, then drinks the milk
etc. I don't know enough about politics to make this topical.