David Bowie Jokes

Funniest David Bowie Short Jokes

Short david bowie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The david bowie humour may include short david hasselhoff jokes also.

1. I felt like a fool when I bought David Bowie tickets for my son and then remembered that he died last year... Even more so when I remembered that David Bowie died too.
2. I ground up my ctrl key and gift wrapped it. The card reads: This is ground ctrl.
   TO: Major Tom
   
   
   (Merry Christmas David Bowie!)
3. What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?
4. What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool? He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
5. Do you think David Bowie just had one set of clothes when he performed? Or do you think he had several different ch-ch-ch-changes?
6. What is the difference between David Bowie and feminists? David Bowie has made Ch-Ch-Changes
7. I once saw David Bowie put twenty dollars worth of gas in his car for a trip to the bar with his wife... ...It was enough to drive Iman to drink!
8. David Bowie and Freddie Mercury were on a road trip When one of their tyres blew out.
   Turns out it was under pressured.
9. If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are man's best friend... ...then David Bowie is everyone's best friend.
10. David Bowie once fell in love with a beautiful Asian girl named Jessica Chang He wrote a song about it.
    "Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Chang Jess!"

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David Bowie One Liners

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1. What does David Bowie do after the gym? Ch ch ch ch changes
2. Why was David Bowie good at test taking? Because he could write Under Pressure!
3. What does David Bowie call his OpenDocument files? space.odt
4. What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher.
5. What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull
6. What do you get when you mix Stanley Kubrik and David Bowie? 2001: A space oddity.
7. Which kind of sandwich does David Bowie prefer? Heroes.
8. Dyslexic David Bowie's Classic Hit Single: Life on Arms?
9. People we lost in 2016: Carrie Fisher
   Prince
   David Bowie
   Ronda Rousey
10. Why can't David Bowie clap his hands? Because he's dead.
11. David Bowie and Tom Petty have one thing in common ....but they don't talk much about it.
12. what do you call a bow that can sing a david bowie
13. What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year? Betty White.
14. What do Alan Rickman and David Bowie have in common? They have both died recently.
15. My favorite underground musician is David Bowie 6 feet, to be exact

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