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  1. I felt like a fool when I bought David Bowie tickets for my son and then remembered that he died last year... Even more so when I remembered that David Bowie died too.
  2. I ground up my ctrl key and gift wrapped it. The card reads: This is ground ctrl.
    TO: Major Tom


    (Merry Christmas David Bowie!)
  3. What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?
  4. What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool? He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
  5. Do you think David Bowie just had one set of clothes when he performed? Or do you think he had several different ch-ch-ch-changes?
  6. What is the difference between David Bowie and feminists? David Bowie has made Ch-Ch-Changes
  7. I once saw David Bowie put twenty dollars worth of gas in his car for a trip to the bar with his wife... ...It was enough to drive Iman to drink!
  8. David Bowie and Freddie Mercury were on a road trip When one of their tyres blew out.
    Turns out it was under pressured.
  9. If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are man's best friend... ...then David Bowie is everyone's best friend.
  10. David Bowie once fell in love with a beautiful Asian girl named Jessica Chang He wrote a song about it.
    "Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Chang Jess!"

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  1. What does David Bowie do after the gym? Ch ch ch ch changes
  2. Why was David Bowie good at test taking? Because he could write Under Pressure!
  3. What does David Bowie call his OpenDocument files? space.odt
  4. What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher.
  5. What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull
  6. What do you get when you mix Stanley Kubrik and David Bowie? 2001: A space oddity.
  7. Which kind of sandwich does David Bowie prefer? Heroes.
  8. Dyslexic David Bowie's Classic Hit Single: Life on Arms?
  9. People we lost in 2016: Carrie Fisher
    Prince
    David Bowie
    Ronda Rousey
  10. Why can't David Bowie clap his hands? Because he's dead.
  11. David Bowie and Tom Petty have one thing in common ....but they don't talk much about it.
  12. what do you call a bow that can sing a david bowie
  13. What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year? Betty White.
  14. What do Alan Rickman and David Bowie have in common? They have both died recently.
  15. My favorite underground musician is David Bowie 6 feet, to be exact

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RIPE David Bowie

People are treating it as a rock and roll s**...

David Bowie dead a hoax?

nope!

David Bowie died.

So you can stop jerking him off now.

This morning I found out the terrible news about David Bowie,

He released a new album.

How did David Bowie die?

An American scared him to death.

Rest in peace David Bowie

I love your knives!

Why did David Bowie pass away at age 69?

Because he worked with Mercury!

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel

Did you hear how David Bowie died?

Yeah. He was stabbed.
With a Bowie knife.... (Badumm tsss...)

My coworker complained about our David Bowie tribute music recently...

...he complained that after Lemmy's death we didn't have any tribute music. I pointed out that would be slightly inappropriate, as Lemmy wrote about taking drugs and blacking out, whilst David Bowie wrote whilst taking drugs and blacking out.

What comes after 69?

Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie

It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie.

You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the f**... and fit right in.

The curse of being 69 years old.

David Bowie was 69 years old.
Alan Rickman was 69 years old.
Donald Trump is 69 years old.
Coincidence? I think not!

David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin.

The coroner said it was a space oddity.

Some of you might have heard, but David Bowie beat his cancer

I guess that the cancer died too.

Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…

St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably h**....

David Bowie said he was s**... when watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, which inspired his hit song Space Oddity. How high was he though?

Far above the moon.

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