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A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician
David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the card disappears.
David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.
Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expects him to best the world's most famous magicians. But he waves his hand, and, *p**...*...
...the 300,000-man strong Afghan National Army disappears.
I walked up to a group of girls.
I said, "Would you like to see a magic trick?"
"Yes," they smiled eagerly.
Then I handed them a David Blaine DVD and walked off.
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What's the difference between a review of David Blaine's act and Bill Cosby on rollerblades?
One is rating an escapist, the other is a skating r**....
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David Blaine has reportedly been accused of two s**... assaults.
Apparently he touched two women and they disappeared.
David Blaine announced he is not interested in being a magician anymore.
He said that it has lost its magic.
What's David Blaine's favorite accessory?
His watch.... watch.... watch....
('lil magish humor)
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David Blaine might like to think he's the world's greatest illusionist...
But I can walk into any bar in the world and I become instantly invisible to all women.
Your move David.
David Blaine's voice puts his face to sleep.
What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?
The former has a cunning array of stunts
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Magician!
A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.
Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off."
So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.
She asked him, "What will our baby be called?"
The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again; a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off.
Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?"
He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off.
"What will our baby be called?" she asked once more.
He began to have s**... with her. "What will our baby be called?!" she asked again.
After he was done, he took off his "full" c**..., gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... David Blaine!
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