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David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport and notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him.
After about 5 minutes the driver says "Go on then give me a clue!?"
Beckham replies, "I had a glittering career with Man Utd, played over 100 times for England and married a spice girl, is that enough?".
Driver says "No mate, I meant where are you going?"
What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common?
They both come in a posh box
My girlfriend said she is leaving me because of my constant name dropping
David Beckham warned me this might happen...
My wife and i made a list of people we would have s**... if we got the opportunity
She chose Channing Tatum,David Beckham,Brad Pitt,Chris Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper.I chose her sister,her cousin that was at our wedding,neighbours wife,girl that works as a clerk in Walmart and our son's biology teacher
Went into the barbers, I said I want you to cut my hair like David Beckhams .
He cut my hair and I looked in the mirror!
David Beckham doesn't have his hair cut like that!!??
Barber says; He does if he comes in here!!!
*David Beckham* gets in a taxi at Dublin airport.
He notices the driver staring at him insistently in the rearview mirror.
After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks, Ok. At least give me a hint"
David Beckham sighs and says I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married one of the Spice Girls and played for more than 100 times for England's national team. Enough?"
Driver replies: No, you eejit! Where are we going??
What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?
Bandit like Beckham
How is David Beckham like Ferrero Rocher?
They both come in a posh box.
Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called "Into The Unknown"?
It's about his visit to a library.
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