The Best 8 Davey Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Davey jokes. There are some davey geoff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these davey ace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Davey Jokes and Puns

The Pope is teaching a Sunday school class

"Children" begins the Pope. "Where's Jesus today?"

Little Tommy says: "He's in my heart."

Little Barry says: "He's in Heaven."

Little Davey says: "He's in our bathroom."

The surprised Pope asks Little Davey how he knows this.

"Well," says Little Davey, "every day my Dad bangs on our bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"

How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

Alamo'ed

The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh

The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"

"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".

This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"

How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

à la mode


What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo?

"Where'd all the roofers come from?"

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

It was getting very late and my niece was getting scared.

"Uncle Davey, I am scared walking out here in the forest."
"You?? What about ME!? I have to walk back all by myself!"

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