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Yeah I carry a gun on me at all times
You have to these days ... because you never know when some psychopath is gonna come up to you and say ...
..."you're fired."
\-Dave Attel
Yeah, I carry a gun. You got to. You never know when some lunatic is going to come up and say ...
"you're fired."
(c) Dave Attell
I've never had s**... with two women at once...
But I have slept with somebody who *weighs* as much as two women.
- Dave Attell
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