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- Due to the current economic situation in the world, I've started a dating site for chickens. It's not my full-time job, I'm just doing it...
...to make hens meet. - A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your gorgeous, how come your still single?" "It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.
- I got banned from a Christian dating site I suppose "hung like Jesus" *was* a poor choice for a username.
- I've just started up a dating site for chickens... It's not my main job, I'm just doing it to make hens meet...
- Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering
- I thought my dating site for chickens would make me a fortune But I'm struggling to make hens meet
- Told my friend to use multiple dating apps to find a partner because… … she doesn't believe in love at first site
- I made an account on a dating site for people with sleep apnea. I got a couple of messages but I'm too tired to check them out.
- Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.
- According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking. Because if there's one thing women love, it's a man who can lie.
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Dating Site One Liners
Which dating site one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dating site? I can suggest the ones about dating app and dating profile.
- my mum just started a dating site for chickens She'd do anything to make hens meet
- How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com
- This new dating site is amazing! Roblox is a weird name for it though.
- I met the love of my life through an online dating site Too bad my wife found out
- I joined a Ukrainian dating site Now I have a chick in Kiev
- I joined a Christian dating site And got Holy Ghosted
- Perfect Bio for any Chirstian Dating Site I love Jesus and long walks on the water.
- What's a lunch lady's favorite dating site Chicken tinder
- Hear about the new dating site in Texas? It's called ancestry dot com.
- findafamilymember.com Now the #1 Dating Site in Texas!
- Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites? Because they can lie about their age!
- Farmers Only is the dating website for farmers. What's the hook-up site? Timber
- What do you call an emo dating site? Me-HARMony
- What would you call a chess dating site? Mate in one
- What is an evergreen's favorite dating site? TreeHarmony!
Comical Dating Site Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about dating site you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean online dating jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dating site pranks.
I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.
I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection.
I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman.
After 3 failed marriages, an old woman decides to try an online dating site..
She sets up an account with all her info and says she is looking for "a man who will not beat me, Will not walk all over me, and is great in bed." After 2 weeks no one has replied. Then, one day some one rings the doorbell. The woman gets up and opens the door to see a man with no arms and no legs sitting there. He says "Hello, I'm here about your online dating profile." the woman says to him, "well I want a man who won't beat me.." the man says "I have no arms, therefore I can not beat you." the woman says "well I want a man who won't walk all over me." the man replies "I have no legs, so I can't even walk." the woman says "well, I want a man who's great in bed.." the man replies "hey, I rang the doorbell didn't I?
Did you hear about the new farmers dating site?
It's full of h**....
I'm gonna start a dating site for Hindu Indians
Call it ConnectTheDots
looking for investors for my new specialty dating site
So I'm planning on taking advantage of the huge influx of specialty dating sites like farmers only or Christian mingle, etc... I'm starting a site exclusively for Indians. It's gonna be called, "Connect the dots."
(So who's in with me???)
I hit on an older woman on a dating site and she rejected me by saying "is your dad available?"
So i responded to her by saying "yeah, but i dont think he is into threesomes."
Showerthought:
We should make an online dating site called eBae.
Have you heard about the dating site for radical jihadists?
It's called "Our Timer"
TIFU by searching for my wife on Pornhub
turns out, it's not a dating site.
When a dating site tells me "Someone new likes you!" I get angry
because I'm there to meet adults, not babies.
I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife...
suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all.
Found this on a dating site....
I enjoy long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the l**... wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Macy's parking lot.
So what do you call a Jewish dating site?
Tinder.
Did you hear about the dating site for single chemists?
I hear it's just a bunch of radicals looking for bonds.
I'm starting a family-only dating site for royalty.
It's called Princest
I started a chicken dating site to make some much needed money
I was just trying to make hens meet.
I'm going to start a dating site for Hindus only...
Did you hear about Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest business venture - teaming up with the police to help protect kids on internet dating sites?
Guess you'd expect nothing less from a Tindergarten cop.
So I was making an account for a dating site.
It asked me about s**..., and the options were male or female . I think they made a mistake. The options should have been yes or no .
Dating Sites are all for Perverts
I was going to join a dating site, but no matter which one I tried I realized pretty quick they were supporting perverts. Disgusting! I mean, right on the form it said: Do you want children?
What do you call a dating site for people with downsyndrome 21+?
21 and me
If you don't do pickup lines on dating sites it's probably because you have...
Heyfever.
I used to make fun of people who used online dating sites, but I'm trying one out for the first time
It's called OKHubris
I went to the first online dating agency I could find and within 1 hour had met my wife!
It was love at first site
Facebook is creating a dating site
They should call it DataFarmersOnly
Have you heard of the new dating site for narcissists?
It's called meHarmony.
There is a new site for senior citizen dating.
Its called "I've fallen in love and I can't get up."
Did you hear that Virginia's Governor and First Lady actually met on a dating web site?
It was called OKKKCupid.
In a Dating Site profile: "Looking for love and chemistry."
Doesn't quite have the same ring as: "Looking for h**... and drugs."
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