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I'm dating a girl whose arms measure identically to mine when extended.

I think we're on the same wavelength.

Dating a blind girl is challenging yet rewarding..

It took me forever to get her husbands voice just right

Dating in 1962

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The d**... dance is called the Twist!

I've been dating a muslim girl. She gave me a h**... yesterday but it was a bit rough so I've nicknamed her...

...the t**... wrist.

So I've been dating this anorexic girl...

...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her.

So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye...

It would have worked out, but then I realized she was seeing someone on the side.

Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist?

She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots.
(I'll see my self out.)

If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars...

You are looking for love in Alderaan places.

I was dating a radiologist...

but it didn't work out: she could see right though me.

I'm dating an x-ray technician...

But I don't know what she sees in me.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

New dating app for German Catholic Priests

Kinder

Dating Developers

D1: Hey did you tried that dating website I suggested?
D2: Yep, It s**....
D1: Why you didn't get any interesting matches.
D2: No, I got many matches, but the website was developed in php.

Dating a nice guy.

Sam: Your boyfriend seems real nice.
Alex: Yea, he's the best!
Sam: He seems a little TOO nice though, can't be all that exciting in the bedroom.
Alex: Not true, what they say about nice guys is true you know.
Sam: What's that?
Alex: Nice guys ALWAYS finish last.

Dating a single mother:

It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.

I was dating a midget but it didn't work out.

My parents and friends looked down on her.
Bonus: It was a short relationship.

Dating is a lot like fishing

Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod.

I'm dating anorexic twins.

Two birds, one stone

I was dating a girl with a lazy eye.

Unfortunately I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone else on the side.

I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians

So I joined Ashley Madison

I've really got into dating black chicks recently.

Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad.

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Datin One Liners

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  1. I was datin' this girl from Eaton or was it eating this girl from Dayton?

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