Datin Jokes
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A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked r**... says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
I'm dating a girl whose arms measure identically to mine when extended.
I think we're on the same wavelength.
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Dating in 1962
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The d**... dance is called the Twist!
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I've been dating a muslim girl. She gave me a h**... yesterday but it was a bit rough so I've nicknamed her...
...the t**... wrist.
Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist?
She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.
What's the best dating service in India?
Connect the dots.
(I'll see my self out.)
If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars...
You are looking for love in Alderaan places.
I was dating a radiologist...
but it didn't work out: she could see right though me.
I'm dating an x-ray technician...
But I don't know what she sees in me.
What's the dating scene like at MIT?
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
New dating app for German Catholic Priests
Kinder
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Dating a r**...
The only thing worse than the friend zone is the family zone. But when a r**... says she loves you like a brother, its go time.
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Dating Developers
D1: Hey did you tried that dating website I suggested?
D2: Yep, It s**....
D1: Why you didn't get any interesting matches.
D2: No, I got many matches, but the website was developed in php.
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How do you know you are dating a homeless woman?
When she asks you to move out with her.
Dating a nice guy.
Sam: Your boyfriend seems real nice.
Alex: Yea, he's the best!
Sam: He seems a little TOO nice though, can't be all that exciting in the bedroom.
Alex: Not true, what they say about nice guys is true you know.
Sam: What's that?
Alex: Nice guys ALWAYS finish last.
I was dating a midget but it didn't work out.
My parents and friends looked down on her.
Bonus: It was a short relationship.
Dating is a lot like fishing
Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod.
I'm dating anorexic twins.
Two birds, one stone
I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians
So I joined Ashley Madison
I've really got into dating black chicks recently.
Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad.
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Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
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Datin One Liners
Which datin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with datin? I can suggest the ones about true and billionaire.
- I was datin' this girl from Eaton or was it eating this girl from Dayton?
