Date And Fig Jokes
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What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?
They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.
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Thank you for the awards.
As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/
I had a date tonight. It was pretty sweet.
Next, I'm going to try a fig.
Did Adam & Eve ever had a date?
No. They only had a fig!
Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom?
Because he couldn't find a date!
Why'd the apple go out with the fig?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the chicken dance with a fig?
It couldn't get a date.
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You ever been tricked into eating a fig against your will?
That's a date r**....
Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?
Because he couldn't find a date!
I never get any dates...
Because I personally prefer figs. Even though god hates figs.
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