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Date And Fig Jokes

10 date and fig jokes and hilarious date and fig puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about date and fig that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.


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Thank you for the awards.



As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/

I had a date tonight. It was pretty sweet.

Next, I'm going to try a fig.

I had a date last night and I really enjoyed it.

Tonight I'm going to have a fig!

Did Adam & Eve ever had a date?

No. They only had a fig!

Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why'd the apple go out with the fig?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

You ever been tricked into eating a fig against your will?

That's a date r**....

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

I never get any dates...

Because I personally prefer figs. Even though god hates figs.

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