The Best 5 Databases Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Databases jokes. There are some databases techniques jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these databases nosql puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Databases Jokes and Puns

I'm planning to make a film series on databases.

I've got the first part ready, but I can't think of a SQL.


Three SQL databases walk into a bar... then they leave. Why?

They couldn't find a table.

A group of students are learning about databases in their IT class...

Their teacher asks them "How do you raise a query?"

From the back of a class a boy shouts out "Ask Jason's mom!".

Someone should compile all of the unique jokes on this sub into a database

the only problem is, is that databases cant handle less than 5 entries

Bob's first documentary on early databases didn't do well

But the SQL was awesome!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the databases hooray jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working databases dataset piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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