Databases Jokes

Following is our collection of dev puns and techniques one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Databases jokes for adults, dirty admins jokes and clean nosql dad gags for kids.

The Best Databases Puns

I'm planning to make a film series on databases.

I've got the first part ready, but I can't think of a SQL.


Three SQL databases walk into a bar... then they leave. Why?

They couldn't find a table.

A group of students are learning about databases in their IT class...

Their teacher asks them "How do you raise a query?"

From the back of a class a boy shouts out "Ask Jason's mom!".

Someone should compile all of the unique jokes on this sub into a database

the only problem is, is that databases cant handle less than 5 entries

Bob's first documentary on early databases didn't do well

But the SQL was awesome!

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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