Database Jokes

Fill your database of jokes with this collection of Oracle-related puns and one-liners, designed to keep you and your database administrator laughing. From puns about unauthorized access to jokes about attempting to compile the wrong folder, these database jokes will have the whole database management team in stitches.

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Best Short Database Jokes

These are our top database puns. Have fun with a good database joke in English with simple database humour.

  1. Did you know the US police have the most comprehensive and well maintained database of potential racist shooters? They call it the payroll .
  2. [Walks into a bar] An sql query walks into a bar. Looking around, he sees a pair of tables. Going up to them, he asks, "Excuse me, but do you mind if I join you?"
  3. I'm planning to make a film series on databases. I've got the first part ready, but I can't think of a SQL.
  4. How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database? Pop, Lock & Drop It
  5. SQL Three SQL databases walk into a bar... then they leave. Why?

    They couldn't find a table.
  6. A group of students are learning about databases in their IT class... Their teacher asks them "How do you raise a query?"
    From the back of a class a boy shouts out "Ask Jason's mom!".
  7. Why was the pyro so upset when he searched for his favorite book in the library database? Results showed "no matches found"
  8. Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect? He tries to cast all the data to float.
  9. Why do Database Administrators hate microgravity? When they drop a table, it doesn't go anywhere
  10. What did the database admin say when he recovered a corrupted database? Keep calm and query on.
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Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these database jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of database puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Database One Liners

Which database dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with database?

  1. Three database engineers walk into a bar… … they couldn't find a table.
  2. What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables? Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia
  3. Did you see the movie about a database query? I heard the SQL is better.
  4. A database professional walks into a bar And joins two tables.
  5. I've made a DataBase of some of the worst Carpool Karaoke songs ever. It's called CarDB!
  6. A database programmer writes a book. But every one is disappointed that there is no SQL.
  7. What Database System does a Communist use ? RDBMS
  8. Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
    A: His truncate it.
  9. Bob's first documentary on early databases didn't do well But the SQL was awesome!
  10. What is Niantic's favorite type of database? Poke-MongoDB
  11. Baking soda joined OKCupid forcing a database update.
  12. What kind of database does a Pokédex use? PokéMongoDB
  13. What's the largest database for child s**... predators? IMDB
  14. IMDB is officially changing their name... To the International m**... DataBase.

Database Of Jokes

Here is a list of funny database of jokes and even better database of puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the programming languages think about the database movie? They couldn't wait to see the SQL!
  • Someone should compile all of the unique jokes on this sub into a database the only problem is, is that databases cant handle less than 5 entries
Database joke, Someone should compile all of the unique jokes on this sub into a database

Silly & Ridiculous Database Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about database to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make database prank.

A man walks into a library

And sheepishly asks the librarian behind the counter "excuse me, but do you have that new book for men with small p**...?".
The librarian acknowledges the request and starts typing away on her computer to check the database, she turns back to the man and says "It's not in yet..."
"That's the one!" The man says.

Topical Jokes for 6/1

A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying the n-word. People are calling it the least offensive Justin Bieber video ever.
In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman.
The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a f**...-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.

Breakups are the best excuse.

Your friends want to go out to that restaurant you hate?
Just look sad and say: My girlfriend and I used to love going there...
Boom, nobody wants to go anymore. Pity works wonders.
Your boss asks you at stay late Friday night?
Look sad and say: My girlfriend and I used to do SQL database backups...
Boom, no work!

Database joke, I've made a DataBase of some of the worst Carpool Karaoke songs ever.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these database jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.