Data Jokes

• Short Data Jokes
• Data One Liners
• Data Collection Jokes
• Data Stored Jokes
• Data Protection Jokes
• Big Data Jokes
• More Data Jokes

Funniest Data Short Jokes

Short data jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The data humour may include short information jokes also.

1. My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means.
2. What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.
3. What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your computer and accesses all your data. The other is an industry standard.
4. The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused mark zuckerberg significant emotional distress. He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.
5. There are two types of people in this world: One, who can extrapolate from incomplete data, Two.
6. What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and Jean Luc Picard? Picard didn't sell Data.
7. There are two kinds of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate meaning from incomplete data
8. There are 2 types of people in this world Those with the ability to extrapolate information from incomplete data
9. There are two kinds of people in the world There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
10. New data has claimed that only 52% of students leave school with an acceptable grade in Maths. Safe to say I am part of the 34% that struggled with it.

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Data One Liners

Which data one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with data? I can suggest the ones about statistics and info.

1. What was Tasha Yars' favorite job? Data Entry
2. Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.
3. There's two types of people Those that can deduce facts from incomplete data
4. What does baby computer call his father? Data.
5. There are two types of people: 1. People who are able to extrapolate from incomplete data
6. What does the baby computer call it's father? Data.
7. I like my women like I like my computer data, with the ability to back it up.
8. What did the data say to the CPU? Cache me outside
9. Why did ChatGPT refuse to go on a date? Because it was already too busy processing data!
10. What did the baby computer say to the big computer? Data.
11. One class D personnel from SCP foundation walks into a bar. \[DATA EXPUNGED\]
12. Moses was very modern He was the first to get a tablet with a data from the cloud
13. Where did the Wifi router go? He went data way.
14. Which way did the programmer go? He went data way.
15. What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre? Ping Lo.

Data Collection Jokes

Here is a list of funny data collection jokes and even better data collection puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you think that your microwave is collecting data and the Tv is spying on you is bad enough... The vacuum have been gathering dirt on your for years...
• I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly what I expected.
• Which food collects your personal data? A Zuckerburger.
• NY Times said Gen Xers spend the most amount of time on the internet. Data were collected by survey monkey, analyzed by baby boomers and written up by the millennial intern.
• How did Alice describe the data she collected in Wonderland? Spuriouser and spuriouser

Data Stored Jokes

Here is a list of funny data stored jokes and even better data stored puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Where do ghosts store their data? On their terrorbyte hard drives.
• Putin wants to block LinkedIn You just can't store data.
• What's a pirate's favorite device to store data on ? CD-r**...
• My f**... is able to store data... Since it's a Cloud
• How do druggies store their data? l**... Cards.

Data Protection Jokes

Here is a list of funny data protection jokes and even better data protection puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Santa Jingle… He's making a list.
  He's checking it twice.
  Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
  Santa Claus is in violation of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
• If I had a pound for every email I got about data protection... I'd have...
  Well that's private
• I named my data endpoint protection AI "Johnny". He's my Johnny D.E.P.P.
• Facebook is promising to protect users from data misuse. Meanwhile, Darth Vader is teaching CPR.
• I'm really worried about my privacy being compromised and my personal data being shared by third parties. "Alexa, what steps can I take to protect my privacy?"
• How do you protect your data files against a seizure? Epileptic key cryptography

Big Data Jokes

Here is a list of funny big data jokes and even better big data puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• s**... in high school is like big data Everybody talks about it but nobody knows what it is

Hilarious Data Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about data you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make data pranks.