Data Collected Jokes
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If you think that your microwave is collecting data and the Tv is spying on you is bad enough...
The vacuum have been gathering dirt on your for years...
I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.
The results were exactly what I expected.
Which food collects your personal data?
A Zuckerburger.
NY Times said Gen Xers spend the most amount of time on the internet.
Data were collected by survey monkey, analyzed by baby boomers and written up by the millennial intern.
How did Alice describe the data she collected in Wonderland?
Spuriouser and spuriouser
How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to collect all the information from the client what he wants done
1 to fill a flipchart with nonsensical b**...
1 to whip the interns to actually collect the data required (i.e. someone has to pretend to work)
1 to write a report about it
12 to bill the work of the 18 people (but you get the interns for free!)
The lightbulb of course didn't get changed. We only tell you that you should do it and how you should do it, changing it is not part of our job.
Three aliens
Three aliens, Bu; Chu and Fu, are sent to Earth to document local civilization. They land in America, and use advanced technology to make themselves look human. After they collected some data (including large percentage of English language), Bu said to the others: "Maybe we should change our names to fit in. Then we can observe much better." The other two agree. "I´ll be Buck" said Bu.
"I think I´ll be Chuck" said Chu. Fu decided to leave the rest of the mission to those two and returned to his home planet.
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