Dasher Jokes
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Dasher, dancer, prancer, and v**....
The four stages of Bruce Jenner.
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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **v**...**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
Why do Dasher and dancer love coffee?
Because they're Santa's star bucks!
Ordered takeout from Door Dash and offered the Dasher some fries.
"Nah, I'm good. I already had some"
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Santa claus may only come once a year...
But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and v**...! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
Why do Dasher and Dancer get extra coffee breaks?
Because they're Santa's star bucks.
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