Dashboard Jokes

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The Best Dashboard Puns

I added Paul Walker on Xbox,

but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live

But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.

Just added Paul Walker on xbox,

Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.

So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.

She's all over the dashboard!

Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio?

And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior


I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live

We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.

Two blondes are driving.

The first blonde asks, "Is my blinker working?"

The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."

Princess Dianna was on the radio the night she died.

And the steering wheel, and the dashboard, and the windshield...

Silly Drunks.

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice on the line.

"Nevermind," he said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."

I added Paul Walker on XBOX

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.



I'm going to hell over this.

I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list.

I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...


I'm friends with Princess Diana on Xbox Live...

She spends most of her time on the dashboard.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.

A new conspiracy theory states Priness Diana was actually on the radio shortly after the supposed accident that killed her.

And the windshield, and the dashboard...

^^^I ^^^feel ^^^dirty

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.

I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.

Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox?

But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard

When Princess Diana Died in the car crash it was all over the radio....

The steering wheel, dashboard, etc.

GRAND THEFT AUTO

A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."


A drunk calls the police, and says,

"They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal.."

Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat"

why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?

He only sticks to the dashboard

How do police know that Paul Walker didn't have dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

A blonde gets in her car...

and notices that her dashboard windshield and steering wheel were missing she called the cops and reported a theft when the cops arrived she was crying in her car and the cops went up to her and said "Ma'am you are sitting in the backseat".

I've put the money attracting talisman my gf gave me on the dashboard of my car

I had a head-on with an armored bank truck the next day.

Im friends with princess Diana on Xbox,

She never plays games though, she's always on the dashboard

Paul Walker must have had dandruff

They found his head and shoulders in the dashboard

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio?

And the dashboard, and the windshield...

So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox.

Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard.

Did you know that Princess Diana was on her cell phone when she died?

She was also on the dashboard, the windscreen, the roadside...

I have princess Diana added as a friend on Xbox live.

To bad she spends all her time on dashboard.

Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died?

He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel.

What was princess Diana's favourite song?

Paradise by the dashboard light

They say Paul Walker had dandruff...

But that can't be true, there was head and shoulders on the dashboard.

Did you hear the one about Princess Diana on the radio?

Yeah, she was also on the dashboard, the steering wheel and the windshield....

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

She was on the radio, and the dashboard, and the hood.

I bought Paul Walker an xbox...

so that I could play with him but he spends most of his time on the dashboard.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

I remember when Princess Diana was all over the radio...

And all over the windscreen, and all over the dashboard

Paul Walker has been all over the radio recently

And also the dashboard and seats.

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