The Best 40 Dashboard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dashboard jokes. There are some dashboard glovebox jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dashboard popemobile puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dashboard Jokes and Puns

Silly Drunks.

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice on the line.

"Nevermind," he said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."

Did you hear the one about Princess Diana on the radio?

Yeah, she was also on the dashboard, the steering wheel and the windshield....

Two blondes are driving.

The first blonde asks, "Is my blinker working?"

The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."

Dashboard joke, Two blondes are driving.

I'm friends with Princess Diana on Xbox Live...

She spends most of her time on the dashboard.

What was princess Diana's favourite song?

Paradise by the dashboard light


Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio?

And the dashboard, and the windshield...

I bought Paul Walker an xbox...

so that I could play with him but he spends most of his time on the dashboard.

Dashboard joke, I bought Paul Walker an xbox...

Paul Walker has been all over the radio recently

And also the dashboard and seats.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list.

I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...

Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died?

He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel.

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Just added Paul Walker on xbox,

Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.

why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?

He only sticks to the dashboard

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox.

Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard.

Did you know that Princess Diana was on her cell phone when she died?

She was also on the dashboard, the windscreen, the roadside...

Dashboard joke, Did you know that Princess Diana was on her cell phone when she died?

They say Paul Walker had dandruff...

But that can't be true, there was head and shoulders on the dashboard.

GRAND THEFT AUTO

A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.


I added Paul Walker on Xbox,

but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.

She's all over the dashboard!

I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live

We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

She was on the radio, and the dashboard, and the hood.

Princess Dianna was on the radio the night she died.

And the steering wheel, and the dashboard, and the windshield...

I've put the money attracting talisman my gf gave me on the dashboard of my car

I had a head-on with an armored bank truck the next day.

I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live

But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.

I remember when Princess Diana was all over the radio...

And all over the windscreen, and all over the dashboard

Im friends with princess Diana on Xbox,

She never plays games though, she's always on the dashboard

A blonde gets in her car...

and notices that her dashboard windshield and steering wheel were missing she called the cops and reported a theft when the cops arrived she was crying in her car and the cops went up to her and said "Ma'am you are sitting in the backseat".

Paul Walker must have had dandruff

They found his head and shoulders in the dashboard

Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio?

And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior

A new conspiracy theory states Priness Diana was actually on the radio shortly after the supposed accident that killed her.

And the windshield, and the dashboard...

^^^I ^^^feel ^^^dirty

How do police know that Paul Walker didn't have dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox?

But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard

When Princess Diana Died in the car crash it was all over the radio....

The steering wheel, dashboard, etc.

I have princess Diana added as a friend on Xbox live.

To bad she spends all her time on dashboard.

There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.

I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.

A drunk calls the police, and says,

"They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal.."

Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat"

I added Paul Walker on XBOX

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

I'm going to hell over this.

Two guys in a helicopter are crossing a mountain range when the rotor breaks and the chopper is going to crash.

As they are falling to their certain death, the pilot calmly reaches to his pocket and pulls out a bright red lipstick. He puts lipstick on, then tears the steering wheel out of the dashboard and shoves it up his ass. Passenger looks at the pilot in horror and shouts "what the hell are you doing, we are going to die!" Pilot quietly answers "there's nothing we can do, I'm just giving the crash investigators something to think about."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dashboard panel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dashboard blinker piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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