The Best 50 Dash Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dash jokes. There are some dash suprise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dash towed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dash Jokes and Puns

I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.

When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.

Is it bad that I hate certain races...?

Because the hundred meter dash really irks me.

Did you hear about Princess Dianas car crash?

She was all over the radio.
And the dash.
And the windshield...

Dash joke, Did you hear about Princess Dianas car crash?

Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race?

I've finally turned a corner in my career.

Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident?

She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood


100m Dash

A girl says to her friend "The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"

Her friend says "What, over in 6 seconds?"

"No, with 8 black men and a gun."

What happens if you take a popular website, add a dash of censorship, and allow the discretionary system of control to be based on the biases of individuals...

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Dash joke, What happens if you take a popular website, add a dash of censorship, and allow the discretionary sy

What do you call a shaky dash cam?

Daesh cam

I don't see why people dislike racial diversity

I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash.

Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen.

The four stages of Bruce Jenner.

A good time

I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time. So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds.

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I dreamt I was being chased by a bizarre sentence with two poorly distinguished clauses.

So I made a mad dash for it.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

"I underscored."

Girl: "My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..."

Boy: "What, over in ten seconds?"

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

What's the British equivalent to hit it and quit it.

Bang her and dash.

A guy walks into a tattoo parlor

He gets a nice tattoo of his daughters name. The guy comes back the next week and gets just a dash on his arm. He keeps coming back each week getting another dash.

Eventually the tattoo artist asks him what he's doing. The guy replies "Keeping count."

"Of what?" the tattoo artist asks.

"How many tattoos I've got."

Dash joke, A guy walks into a tattoo parlor

I sprayed some Axe Wilder having splashed on a dash of aftershave Pryor.

People say I've got great scents of humor.

My first sex was like 100m dash...

... with 8 black men and a gun.

Is it wrong to hate a certain race?

Because I really don't like running the 400M dash.


What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar.

Edit (back story): the origin of this joke came from a road trip back when I was in highschool (about 17 years ago). My buddy left the car door open and the dash displayed "the door is ajar". He thought it was funny, since we're use to seeing the "door open" icon and wouldn't stop telling the joke.

Not surprised it's been heard / told before but just happen to never hear it from any other source.

My last time having sex was like the 100m dash

There were 8 black guys and a gun

What do you call several blonde hair blue-eyed men doing the 100 meter dash?

The superior race

I lost my virginity like I lost the 100 meter dash.

Slowly.

If you're ever in a hurry...

Put your fidget spinner on your dash, then just use the handicapped parking.

What do you call a group of impotent men running the 50m dash?

The olimpdicks

If you're chased by two poorly distinguished clauses

make a dash for it

I like to be positive

Even though I'm unemployed and recently got evicted, I could still destroy Stephen Hawking in a 100m dash.

What do you do when you have 10 minutes to complete your math test?

Geometry dash

Is it OK to hate certain races?

Try as I might I just can't get myself to like the 200 meter dash.

I was a dashing young man.

I dashed the hopes of my parents, my teachers, my rabbi...

The last time I had sex was like the 100m Olympic dash

Surrounded by 8 black men with their loaded guns

Today, Switzerland face Sweden in the World Cup. The strategy for both sides is simple:

Dash towards the enemy until they are neutralized.

Did you hear about the 100m dash?

It was a page turner.

I'm not racist, but some races are simply inherently more important than others.

For example, the presidential race is much more important than some 100m dash.

Some well-intended people like to use a lot of hyphens in their writing, but not me.

I prefer just a dash

Friend:"I hate these Cryptocurrency peope who always try convincing me to buy some Dash or sth"

Me:"Dude just hodl on."

What do you call an English one night stand?

Banger and Dash

If I buy a Prius, I'll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash

Then I'll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.

Why do Dasher and Dancer get extra coffee breaks?

Because they're Santa's star bucks.

Did you know 'cyka blyat' is Russian for 'watch out'?

That's what I learnt from watching dash cam videos.

Got a morse code message the other day: DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DOT.

It was a loss at sea.

Ordered takeout from Door Dash and offered the Dasher some fries.

"Nah, I'm good. I already had some"

Not paying for a meal is called a Dine and Dash..

Surely not paying for a haircut is a cut and run?

Is this a bad time to say that I really like certain races and absolutely hate others?

The hundred metres dash is my favourite. The marathon is awful.

1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There?

\[5 seconds of silence\]

2: Oh it's a ding dong ditch(ding dong dash).

Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

Because they're Santa's star bucks!

My dog just lazes around the house waiting for his next meal to be delivered.

He's a Door Dash Hound

I know this is unpopular to say in this inclusive culture but there are some races I don't like

Especially the 800 m dash

Why do Ska Bands make the best Door Dash drivers?

Because if you order food they'll *pick it up, pick it up, pick it up*.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dash turbo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dash getaway piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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