Das Jokes
23 das jokes and hilarious das puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about das that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Das Short Jokes
Short das jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The das humour may include short jokes also.
- A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for £10.00 The boy asked his Dad for £10.00 in bitcoin currency.
The das said "£9.57? What do you need £10.79 for?" - Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember... That "sad" spelled backwards is "das".
And das not good. - A german once told me "never be sad" "Because sad backwards is das, and das ist nicht gut"
- My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step
- Monty Python Funniest Joke Wenn ist das Nunstüc**... git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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Das One Liners
Which das one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with das? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Don't be sad Because sad backwards is das, and das is nicht gut
- What did the german man say when he got a phone? Das Handy
- How did Hansel and Gretel get lost in das woods? the trail was crumby.
- I accidentally stole Luis Fonsi's seat He came up to me and said, Das my seato
- Das ist lang... and other things my German girlfriend wont be saying tonight
- You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good.
- What does a German soccer player call his cleats? Das Boots
- What's a good book for capitalist? Das Kapital
- What brand of ice cream do frogs eat? Froogen-Das
Ok that was toadly a bad joke... - What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude
- What sort of shoes do German submariners wear? Das Boot
- What do you call a Jewish, German clergyman? Jew das Priest.
Witty Das Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about das you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make das pranks.
Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-t in it.')
The kneeling man shouts back:
'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'
The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more