Darwin Jokes

Funniest Darwin Short Jokes

Short darwin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The darwin humour may include short origin jokes also.

1. So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, "Why so angry, you cute little fella?"
   The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
2. What did Charles Darwin say to the animals he discovered "Naturally I've selected you all for dinner"
3. I completely support people's choice to not wear masks and gather in large groups during a pandemic. So would Darwin.
4. So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree... ...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?
5. Today I turned in my rough draft of a paper on Darwin's theory. The teacher said it would be decent with modification.
6. I won a scentific reward today! I actually made a helpful contribution to humanity! the scientific community has rewarded my work!
   I can't wait to display this new "darwin award" I got!
7. Man this book on natural selection is really fascinating me I wonder if there are any other books about the Darwin awards
8. I dont think Lynyrd Skynyrd read "Darwin's Finches" at all. Cause those birds definitely changed.
9. A man is standing on a cliff and says to his wife I bet I can make it to the bottom faster than you! . She agrees to the bet and they both jump off at the same time. Who wins? Charles Darwin

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Darwin One Liners

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1. What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion.
2. Darwin wasn't always an evolutionist. He slowly became one over time.
3. Why did Reddit mods take down Darwin's theory of evolution post? The link was missing
4. How do you spell Darwin Awards? S-t-u-r-g-i-s
5. How did Charles Darwin die? Natural causes.
6. Why did Darwin love CSS? Because children inherit properties from their parents.
7. What is Darwin's favorite TCG? Pokemon
8. What do you get when you mix Charles Darwin with Vladimir Lenin? A Bolshevik Evolution
9. What's Charles Darwin's favorite movie? Adaptation
10. Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart.
11. What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits? Oranges and peaches.
12. What did Charles Darwin name his book about food? *On the Origin of f**...*
13. When you don't qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize... ... Go for the Darwin Award!
14. Why didn't Darwin cut off his beard? Because they were his heirs.
15. Charles Darwin goes to America, sees they are fat explains, fat absorbs bullet velocity.

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