The Best 24 Darts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Darts jokes. There are some darts blackjack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these darts hockey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Darts Jokes and Puns

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me

. On a related note...…………………. I suck at darts.

The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me!

On an unrelated note, I suck at darts.

Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night.

I'm not very good at darts.

Darts joke, Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night.

I was throwing darts at wife's photo on dart board

and not even a single one hitting the target.
Wife entered, saw and asked, Honey! What are you doing?
Husband: Missing you.
And that's when the fight started…

Trump visits an elementary school

Trump visits an elementary school to greet the students and teachers. He asks the students, what do you all want to be when you grow up?

A farmer, shouts one.

An astronaut, shouts another.

The President of the United States, confidently says a little girl.

Who said that, shouts Trump. The little girl raises her hand and he darts eyes at her. He begins to fume, are you joking? Are you brainless? Are you a complete moron? Are you stupid? Are you an idiot?

The little girl, taken aback, says, on second thought, nevermind! That sounds like too many requirements!


It's Jim's birthday

Jim's wife treats her man by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Jimmy, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jimmy says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?" Jimmy says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??" The wife storms out dragging Jimmy with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."

Some girl got her nipples pierced at the bar yesterday

I'm not very good at darts

Darts joke, Some girl got her nipples pierced at the bar yesterday

Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss.

Phone rings. It's the boss.
Boss: What are you doing right now?
Assistant: Missing you.

Saw a woman get her nipple pierced in front of me at the bar last night.

On a side note, I am absolutely terrible at darts.

The wife asked me what I was doing on the internet last night.

I told her I was looking for flights. "I love you!" she said and then she got all excited. That night we had the most amazing sex ever... which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.

Witnessed a woman get her nipple pierced at the pub last night.

I'm not allowed to play darts there anymore.

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A man decides to visit Germany with his dog for 2 weeks.

He wishes to experience German culture during the winter. So, he visits an ice rink. As soon as the man steps foot on the ice, the dog darts forward, excited about his new surroundings. The dog proceeds to fall through a thinner patch of ice. The man leaps forward to save his dog, but another man dives in and pulls the dog to safety. The German man explains he is a nearby resident who saw what was about to happen. The other man, realizing his dog will need help as soon as he can get asks,

"Are you a vet?"

The German man replies, "Vet? I am soaking!"

Told the wife I was looking online for flights

She was absolutely delighted!

How bizzare! She's never mentioned her interest in darts before

Husband sat in his room throwing darts....

at his wife's photo but not even a single one hit the target. From another room the wife asks the husband : "What are you doing?" . Husband: "MISSING YOU".

I miss my ex sometimes.

I should probably use a bigger picture when I'm practicing darts.

A Statistician is playing darts

The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"

Darts joke, A Statistician is playing darts

Me and my mate were playing darts

he said "Nearest to bull starts?", I said "Baa," he said "Moo," I said "You're first then."

An American and a German fish meet in the ocean

The American fish says "Hi!"

The German fish says "Ohmygod!" and darts off.

A blind guy goes into a bar.

He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. "Do you want to hear a blonde joke?" he asks the bartender. "Well, I'm a blonde, the bouncer's a blonde, the two guys sitting next to you are blonde, and so is the owner who's over there playing darts. Do you still want to tell it?" she asks. Then the blind guy says, "No, not if I have to explain it five times".


Three friends throw darts for high scores at a pub...

The first dude hits the 20 three times and calls: "SIXTY!"

The second one hits two darts in the 20 and one in the triple 20 and shouts: "ONE HUNDRED!"

When the third guy takes his turn, after throwing a 20 and a triple 20 the third dart deflects off the board and hits a nun sitting at the table next to it right at the temple. The woman immediately drops off her chair and the player goes: "ONE NUN DEAD AND EIGHTY!"

The orange and blue toy guns that fire foam darts are OP

Pls nerf

What's the difference between a knight in shining armour and a naughty baker

A knight in shining armour darts on the foe

Me and my friend were about to play a game of darts. "Nearest to the bull goes first" I said

He went "bah" I went "moo"

he said "alright you're closest."

Darts champion Eric Bristow has died.

At the age of triple twenty.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the darts innings jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working darts bullseye piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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