Darts Jokes
36 darts jokes and hilarious darts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about darts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is full of hilarious darts jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud. From classic one-liners to puns and knock-knock jokes, there's something for everyone in this collection. So if you're looking for a way to add some fun to your next game of darts, look no further than these jokes.
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Funniest Darts Short Jokes
Short darts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The darts humour may include short archery jokes also.
- So I put a giant map of the world up on the wall and gave my wife a dart. I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday. I guess we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
- So I brought a world map and asked my wife to shoot a dart on it and wherever it lands, I will take her there for two weeks when pandemic ends. It's her day 5 behind the fridge.
- Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss. Phone rings. It's the boss.
Boss: What are you doing right now?
Assistant: Missing you. - Told the wife I was looking online for flights She was absolutely delighted!
How bizzare! She's never mentioned her interest in darts before - For my holidays last year, I threw a dart at a map of the world and decided to go to wherever it landed. I had a fantastic two weeks sat next to the skirting board.
- Husband sat in his room throwing darts.... at his wife's photo but not even a single one hit the target. From another room the wife asks the husband : "What are you doing?" . Husband: "MISSING YOU".
- A Statistician is playing darts The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"
- So a dart player came up to me and said "Why did u put super glue on my dart? '... I said "You can't just let it go can you"
- I once saw a dart hit a man and instantly paralyze him. Those little Dodge's sure can pack a punch.
- What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman's Doctor Who character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River? The Dart of Harkness.
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Darts One Liners
Which darts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with darts? I can suggest the ones about javelin and crossbow.
- What do you call a woman who's really good at darts? Amy
- If there's one thing that makes me throw up It's a dart board on a ceiling
- My roommate mounted a dart board on the ceiling. It made me throw up.
- I miss my ex sometimes. I should probably use a bigger picture when I'm practicing darts.
- I found a dart board on the ceiling today Made me throw up
- Can a ninja throw a dart? Sure-He-Can
- The orange and blue toy guns that fire foam darts are OP Pls nerf
- "Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!" "Shut up and get away from the dart board!"
- Darts champion Eric Bristow has died. At the age of triple twenty.
- How does an incel score in a bar? By playing with the dart board.
- Why did I visit Florida? I threw a dart at my map and it landed in my cat's litter box.
- Where do Dodge Dart owners shop at? Target.
- Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
- How does Darts Vader eat spaghetti? With the force and knife.
- Women's Darts The only time they'll see a 180 is when they're programming the oven.
Darts Players Jokes
Here is a list of funny darts players jokes and even better darts players puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A dart player hit the bullseye Now he's in jail for animal a**...!!
Cheerful Fun Darts Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about darts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean duck hunt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make darts pranks.
At the bar last night, a woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me
. On a related note...…………………. I s**... at darts.
The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me!
On an unrelated note, I s**... at darts.
Some chick got her n**... pierced at the bar last night.
I'm not very good at darts.
A bloke walks into a bar
And there are two Nuns playing darts. He offers to do the scoring. The first Nun hits a treble twenty with her first and second darts and double twenty with her third. The man shouts out "One hundred and sixty." The second Nun goes to throw and hits a treble twenty, a single twenty and the third dart hits the wire and rebounds straight into the Nuns eye, killing her instantly! The bloke shouts out One Nun dead and eighty."
I was throwing darts at wife's photo on dart board
and not even a single one hitting the target.
Wife entered, saw and asked, Honey! What are you doing?
Husband: Missing you.
And that's when the fight started…
Trump visits an elementary school
Trump visits an elementary school to greet the students and teachers. He asks the students, what do you all want to be when you grow up?
A farmer, shouts one.
An astronaut, shouts another.
The President of the United States, confidently says a little girl.
Who said that, shouts Trump. The little girl raises her hand and he darts eyes at her. He begins to fume, are you joking? Are you brainless? Are you a complete m**...? Are you s**...? Are you an idiot?
The little girl, taken aback, says, on second thought, nevermind! That sounds like too many requirements!
It's Jim's birthday
Jim's wife treats her man by taking him to a s**... Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Jimmy, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jimmy says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?" Jimmy says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??" The wife storms out dragging Jimmy with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."
Some girl got her n**... pierced at the bar yesterday
I'm not very good at darts
Saw a woman get her n**... pierced in front of me at the bar last night.
On a side note, I am absolutely terrible at darts.
The wife asked me what I was doing on the internet last night.
I told her I was looking for flights. "I love you!" she said and then she got all excited. That night we had the most amazing s**... ever... which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.
Witnessed a woman get her n**... pierced at the pub last night.
I'm not allowed to play darts there anymore.
A man decides to visit Germany with his dog for 2 weeks.
He wishes to experience German culture during the winter. So, he visits an ice rink. As soon as the man steps foot on the ice, the dog darts forward, excited about his new surroundings. The dog proceeds to fall through a thinner patch of ice. The man leaps forward to save his dog, but another man dives in and pulls the dog to safety. The German man explains he is a nearby resident who saw what was about to happen. The other man, realizing his dog will need help as soon as he can get asks,
"Are you a vet?"
The German man replies, "Vet? I am soaking!"
A blind guy goes into a bar.
He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. "Do you want to hear a blonde joke?" he asks the bartender. "Well, I'm a blonde, the bouncer's a blonde, the two guys sitting next to you are blonde, and so is the owner who's over there playing darts. Do you still want to tell it?" she asks. Then the blind guy says, "No, not if I have to explain it five times".
Me and my mate were playing darts
he said "Nearest to bull starts?", I said "Baa," he said "Moo," I said "You're first then."
