Darth Vader Jokes
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Funniest Darth Vader Short Jokes
Short darth vader jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The darth vader humour may include short anakin skywalker jokes also.
- Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - Did you know Darth Vader's cousin lives in Switzerland and drives a cab? He's called 'taxi Vader'
- Everyone knows about Darth Vader, but very few people talk about his wife. ella wasn't great at conquering planets but she did make it easier to navigate the Death Star.
- My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: "Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?" Mom: "No, who?"
Daughter: "Ella, Ella Vader." - Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard.
- How does Darth Vader know what he's getting for Christmas? He feels his presents
(This is my only Christmas joke and I am deeply ashamed of that) - Joke For Darth What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?
Obi-wan then Obi lost. - you ever hear about Darth Vader's other daughter, Ella Vader? She's really going up in the world.
- What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader.
- Had a dream that I was playing as Darth Vader in Battlefront 2 Woke up and couldn't find my wallet.
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Darth Vader One Liners
Which darth vader one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with darth vader? I can suggest the ones about star wars and sith lord.
- How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed.
- Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father.
- Why isn't Darth Vader married? He is strong in divorce.
- What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader
- Darth Vader could never find love.... He was looking in Alderaan places.
- What is Darth Vader's favorite month? Imperial March
- why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force.
- What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm.
^^im ^^sorry - If Darth Vader was frozen in Carbonite He would be Mannaquin Skywalker
- What do you call a stressed Darth Vader? Panickin Skywalker.
- What's Darth Vader's stage name when he plays his electric piano? The synth lord
- "Can I be frank with you?" "Well okay, but only if I can be Darth Vader with you."
- What is Darth Vader's daughter's name? Ella Vader
- What's Darth Vader's favorite dessert? *coooooo*
*kieeeee* - If Darth Vader lived in America, where would he live? The Empire State Building
Comical & Quirky Darth Vader Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about darth vader you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean emperor palpatine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make darth vader pranks.
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Darth Vader: I am your father
**Odin:** I am the all-father.
**God:** I am the father, the son and the holy spirit.
**Maury:** the DNA results are in, find out after the break.
Did you hear that Darth Vader's gf is really tan?
He likes his women a little on the dark side.
I raise you the joke my sister improvised when she was 7 and I was 10.
We were playing Star Wars. She was Leia and I was Darth Vader, obv.
Me: What have you done with the Death Star Plans??
Her: They're over there in that little box?
Me: How could a disc for in that little box?
Her: It was a floppy disc.
How do we know that Darth Vader is American?
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
Why did Darth Sidious choose Vader for Anakin's Sith name?
So when he got an apprentice he would be called MasterVader.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?
(snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...
What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?
Darth Vader probably gets high fived
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The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week.
Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". s**... and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.
Darth Vader once baked some cookies...
But it was a little on the dark side.
Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?
The Thai fighter
Which brand of popcorn does Darth Vader buy?
Pop Secret
What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?
A 15 yard penalty.
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What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?
*A Vader Cadaver*
What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?
co-pper
How did Darth Vader cross the street?
Ewoked.
Why is Darth Vader bad at driving?
Because he's dead.
What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?
Ana-kin
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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?
Using imperial units.
Why is Darth Vader black?
Because he left his son.
Why was Darth Vader so upset?
He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...
What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?
Faith No More
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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?
"I find your lack of steak disturbing."
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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?
"I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so p**...?
...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
Darth Vader...
Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply.
He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.
You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?
You can't.
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard george michael will only play new songs at his concerts?
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited.
Talk about a foe pa.
A Japanese commander invites Darth Vader to dinner
He asks him " Will you be there tonight at 8 PM Lord Vader?"
Vader says " I hope so commander, for your sake ".
[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became...
...Hand Solo.
Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?
Lukewarm.
What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?
He force quit.
What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?
The Imperial March
Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber.
It was a space in Vader.
An interesting fact about Darth Vader
He's got a good poker face
What school did Darth Vader attend?
Univer-sith-y
... I'll let myself out.
Stormtrooper: "How many pizzas do you want, Lord Vader?"
Darth Vader: "Order 66"
What do you call the Home where darth Vader and his son live?
Luke's skyscraper.
Do you know exactly what Darth Vader did at the end of Star Wars...
He Overthrew the Emperor
What song does Darth Vader hate the most?
Darude - sandstorm
Today I learned that the elevator was named after Darth Vader's little sister.
Ele. Ele Vader.
When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.
But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line "No Luke, I am your father, brother!" Was way too confusing.
What is Darth Vader's favorite snack?
(Breathe heavy for effect)
"Coooo-Keees"
I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out.
I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.
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Met a p**... who said she'll do anything for $50...
Guess who just got Darth Vader unlocked...
What did Darth Vader tell Luke?
Luke, I am your [Unlock Content for 20000 Credits].
Who does Darth Vader like to get tea with?
Boba
Pride and accomplishment? The only thing I felt after unlocking Darth Vader was..
What is Darth Vader's favorite Nissan vehicle?
The Rogue one.
Why is Darth Vader famous?
Why did Darth Vader dislike the new more aerodynamic TIE fighters?
He found their lack of strafe disturbing.
How does Darth Vader take his coffee?
You would think black right? But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call an elephant dressed as Darth Vader?
An Elevader!
Darth Vader "I am your Father"
"Ha ha" says Luke, removing his costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Darth Vader invites all of his sith buddies over for a BBQ,
he tells them that the burgers are made from Wookiee meat, to which someone replies "no wonder these burgers are so Chewie"
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If choking is an integral part of b**... s**...
Darth Vader was one helluva k**... guy
What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?
He found their lack of freight disturbing
^^May ^^the ^^Fourth ^^be ^^with ^^you!
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Darth Vader is so old...
He has Darthritis.
Why did Darth Vader become bad?
To get to the other side.
Facebook is promising to protect users from data misuse.
Meanwhile, Darth Vader is teaching CPR.
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What do you call a sick Darth Vader?
b**... Vader
-Courtesy of my 6 year old nephew.
Strong People Don't Put Others Down, They Lift Them Up
...Just like Darth Vader.
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h**... Darth Vader
Darth Vader: Breaths in your ear heavily
You: Stop breathing.
What does Darth Vader use to track objects ?
A Darth Radar
What instrument does Darth Vader play?
The rebel bass.
