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  1. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
    Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
  2. (from my 11 yo) What does Darth Vader say after cutting someone's head off with a lightsaber? "I find your lack of face disturbing."
  3. How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents…
  4. How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father.
  5. Did you know Darth Vader's cousin lives in Switzerland and drives a cab? He's called 'taxi Vader'
  6. Everyone knows about Darth Vader, but very few people talk about his wife. ella wasn't great at conquering planets but she did make it easier to navigate the Death Star.
  7. My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: "Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?" Mom: "No, who?"
    Daughter: "Ella, Ella Vader."
  8. Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard.
  9. How does Darth Vader know what he's getting for Christmas? He feels his presents
    (This is my only Christmas joke and I am deeply ashamed of that)
  10. Joke For Darth What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?
    Obi-wan then Obi lost.

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Darth Vader One Liners

Which darth vader one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with darth vader? I can suggest the ones about Anakin Skywalker and star wars.

  1. How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed.
  2. Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father.
  3. How does Darth Vader eat with a mask on? He force feeds himself.
  4. Why isn't Darth Vader married? He is strong in divorce.
  5. What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader
  6. Darth Vader could never find love.... He was looking in Alderaan places.
  7. Darth Vader was the first black guy to..... admit that he's the father
  8. What is Darth Vader's favorite month? Imperial March
  9. why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force.
  10. What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm.
    ^^im ^^sorry
  11. If Darth Vader was frozen in Carbonite He would be Mannaquin Skywalker
  12. Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader
  13. What do you call a stressed Darth Vader? Panickin Skywalker.
  14. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents
  15. What's Darth Vader's stage name when he plays his electric piano? The synth lord

Comical & Quirky Darth Vader Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about darth vader you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sith lord jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make darth vader prank.

Darth Vader: I am your father

**Odin:** I am the all-father.
**God:** I am the father, the son and the holy spirit.
**Maury:** the DNA results are in, find out after the break.

Did you hear that Darth Vader's gf is really tan?

He likes his women a little on the dark side.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

(snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Darth Vader should've married...

A woman named Ella

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week.

Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". s**... and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.

Darth Vader once baked some cookies...

But it was a little on the dark side.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Which brand of popcorn does Darth Vader buy?

Pop Secret

What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?

*A Vader Cadaver*

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

*Luke* warm

How did Darth Vader cross the street?


Why is Darth Vader bad at driving?

Because he's dead.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?


Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

"I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so p**...?

...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Darth Vader...

Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply.
He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.

You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited.

Talk about a foe pa.

How does Darth Vader like his bathwater?


[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became...

...Hand Solo.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black?

Because he keeps on saying "I am your father"

Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber.

It was a space in Vader.

An interesting fact about Darth Vader

He's got a good poker face

What did Darth Vader say when the Church of Scientology website got hacked?

"I find your hack of faith disturbing."

What school did Darth Vader attend?

... I'll let myself out.

"Can I be frank with you?"

"Well okay, but only if I can be Darth Vader with you."

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

At the Darth Mall.

Do you know exactly what Darth Vader did at the end of Star Wars...

He Overthrew the Emperor

When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.

But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line "No Luke, I am your father, brother!" Was way too confusing.

What is Darth Vader's favorite snack?

(Breathe heavy for effect)

Who is Darth Vader's wife?


I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out.

I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.

What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?

He found their lack of freight disturbing

If I had a dollar for every downvote EA gets over their SWBFII response....

I'd probably have Darth Vader as a playable character....

Met a p**... who said she'll do anything for $50...

Guess who just got Darth Vader unlocked...

What did Darth Vader tell Luke?

Luke, I am your [Unlock Content for 20000 Credits].

Who does Darth Vader like to get tea with?


What is Darth Vader's favorite Nissan vehicle?

The Rogue one.

Why is Darth Vader famous?

Had a dream that I was playing as Darth Vader in Battlefront 2

Woke up and couldn't find my wallet.

What's Darth Vader's favorite dessert?


What did Darth Vader say to The Question?

"I find your lack of face disturbing."

How does Darth Vader take his coffee?

You would think black right? But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What do you call an elephant dressed as Darth Vader?

An Elevader!

I heard Darth Vader's suit was really expensive.

It must have cost him an arm and a leg.

What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?

He found their lack of freight disturbing
^^May ^^the ^^Fourth ^^be ^^with ^^you!

Why did Darth Vader become bad?

To get to the other side.

Facebook is promising to protect users from data misuse.

Meanwhile, Darth Vader is teaching CPR.

What do you call a sick Darth Vader?

b**... Vader
-Courtesy of my 6 year old nephew.

Strong People Don't Put Others Down, They Lift Them Up

...Just like Darth Vader.

What instrument does Darth Vader play?

The rebel bass.

What do you call a nervous Darth Vader?

Panakin Skywalker

Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...

Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.
But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.

Did you ever hear about Darth Vaders second wife?

Her name was Ella

What's Darth Vader favourite measurement system?

The Imperial System

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