Darth Jokes
150 darth jokes and hilarious darth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about darth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your day with these hilarious Star Wars-themed jokes! From Darth Vader to Darth Maul, Darth Sidious to Darth Baras, to the Vader Cat, to Ackbar and Mace Windu, these jokes will make you laugh out loud no matter what fan base you belong to.
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Funniest Darth Short Jokes
Short darth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The darth humour may include short darth vader jokes also.
- Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke) Darth Braider
(I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol) - Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - Did you know Darth Vader's cousin lives in Switzerland and drives a cab? He's called 'taxi Vader'
- Everyone knows about Darth Vader, but very few people talk about his wife. ella wasn't great at conquering planets but she did make it easier to navigate the Death Star.
- My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: "Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?" Mom: "No, who?"
Daughter: "Ella, Ella Vader." - Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard.
- How does Darth Vader know what he's getting for Christmas? He feels his presents
(This is my only Christmas joke and I am deeply ashamed of that) - Joke For Darth What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?
Obi-wan then Obi lost. - you ever hear about Darth Vader's other daughter, Ella Vader? She's really going up in the world.
- What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader.
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Darth One Liners
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- How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed.
- Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father.
- Where do Siths do their shopping? At the Darth Mall
- Which sith lord prefers to cripple his opponents rather than kill them? Darth Ritis
- Why isn't Darth Vader married? He is strong in divorce.
- What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader
- Darth Vader could never find love.... He was looking in Alderaan places.
- What is Darth Vader's favorite month? Imperial March
- why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force.
- What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm.
^^im ^^sorry - If Darth Vader was frozen in Carbonite He would be Mannaquin Skywalker
- What do you call a stressed Darth Vader? Panickin Skywalker.
- What's Darth Vader's stage name when he plays his electric piano? The synth lord
- "Can I be frank with you?" "Well okay, but only if I can be Darth Vader with you."
- Where does the Empire buy their robes? The Darth Mall!
Darth Vader Jokes
Here is a list of funny darth vader jokes and even better darth vader puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Had a dream that I was playing as Darth Vader in Battlefront 2 Woke up and couldn't find my wallet.
- Darth Vader: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke Skywalker: "How could you possibly know?"
DV: "I have felt your presents." - Why is it so hard to shop for Darth Vader for Christmas? Because he can feel your presents.
- You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again? You can't.
- Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
- What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived
- What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon? He found their lack of freight disturbing
^^May ^^the ^^Fourth ^^be ^^with ^^you! - Why was Vader called Darth vader or Lord vader? Cause when someone called him master vader all the stormtroopers laughed
- How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
- Say what you will about Darth Vader But his sister Ella really takes things to another level.
Darth Maul Jokes
Here is a list of funny darth maul jokes and even better darth maul puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's Darth Maul's favourite alcoholic beverage? *Qui-Gon* Gin
- You know Darth Maul from Star Wars? He's only half the man he used to be.
- Did you hear about Darth Maul's girlfriend? She caught sithilis.
- Ironic isn't it? Darth Maul and Count Dooku died nearly the same way... But one was just "ahead" of the other
- Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they're going to cut the sales by half
- Why won't the Jedi go hiking? They're afraid of being Darth Mauled.
Darth Sidious Jokes
Here is a list of funny darth sidious jokes and even better darth sidious puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Darth Sidious eat for breakfast A coruscant
- What is Darth Sidious' favorite movie? Palp Fiction
- Why did Darth Sidious choose Vader for Anakin's Sith name? So when he got an apprentice he would be called MasterVader.

Quirky and Hilarious Darth Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about darth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make darth pranks.
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Darth Vader: I am your father
**Odin:** I am the all-father.
**God:** I am the father, the son and the holy spirit.
**Maury:** the DNA results are in, find out after the break.
Did you hear that Darth Vader's gf is really tan?
He likes his women a little on the dark side.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?
(snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...
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The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week.
Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". s**... and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.
What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?
Darth Mule!
A joke, from third grade me...
Happy Star Wars day!
Darth Vader once baked some cookies...
But it was a little on the dark side.
Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?
The Thai fighter
Which brand of popcorn does Darth Vader buy?
Pop Secret
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What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?
*A Vader Cadaver*
How did Darth Vader cross the street?
Ewoked.
Why is Darth Vader bad at driving?
Because he's dead.
What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?
Ana-kin
Why is Darth Vader black?
Because he left his son.
Why was Darth Vader so upset?
He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...
What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?
Faith No More
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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?
"I find your lack of steak disturbing."
Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side
It would be called the Darth Mall...
...and everything would be half off
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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so p**...?
...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
Darth Vader...
Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply.
He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.
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Why did Darth Maul j**... into a piece of fruit?
Because the sith always comes in pears
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited.
Talk about a foe pa.
[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became...
...Hand Solo.
What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?
He force quit.
What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?
Darth Deciduous
Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber.
It was a space in Vader.
An interesting fact about Darth Vader
He's got a good poker face
What school did Darth Vader attend?
Univer-sith-y
... I'll let myself out.
Its not a Muslim ban.
Trump: "Its not a Muslim ban there are plenty of other Muslim countries that weren't banned. Its definitely not a Muslim ban"
Darth Bannon: "No its not but its a good start"
Do you know exactly what Darth Vader did at the end of Star Wars...
He Overthrew the Emperor
Where did Kylo Ren get his lightsaber?
At the Darth Mall.
^I'm ^sorry.
Today I learned that the elevator was named after Darth Vader's little sister.
Ele. Ele Vader.
When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.
But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line "No Luke, I am your father, brother!" Was way too confusing.
What is Darth Vader's favorite snack?
(Breathe heavy for effect)
"Coooo-Keees"
Who is the oldest Sith Lord?
Darth Ritis
What do you call a sith lord that doesn't pay his taxes?
Darth Evader
I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out.
I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.
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Met a p**... who said she'll do anything for $50...
Guess who just got Darth Vader unlocked...
What did Darth Vader tell Luke?
Luke, I am your [Unlock Content for 20000 Credits].
Who does Darth Vader like to get tea with?
Boba
What is Darth Vader's favorite Nissan vehicle?
The Rogue one.
Why is Darth Vader famous?
What kind of coffee do Siths drink?
Darth roast.
What's Darth Vader's favorite dessert?
*coooooo*
*kieeeee*
How does Darth Vader take his coffee?
You would think black right? But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call an elephant dressed as Darth Vader?
An Elevader!
Darth Vader "I am your Father"
"Ha ha" says Luke, removing his costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Darth Vader invites all of his sith buddies over for a BBQ,
he tells them that the burgers are made from Wookiee meat, to which someone replies "no wonder these burgers are so Chewie"
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If choking is an integral part of b**... s**...
Darth Vader was one helluva k**... guy
Why did Darth Vader become bad?
To get to the other side.
Facebook is promising to protect users from data misuse.
Meanwhile, Darth Vader is teaching CPR.
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What do you call a sick Darth Vader?
b**... Vader
-Courtesy of my 6 year old nephew.
Strong People Don't Put Others Down, They Lift Them Up
...Just like Darth Vader.

