Guess who just got Darth Vader unlocked...
He's force fed.
He was the first black man to admit he is the father.
Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.
He felt his presents…
He claims to be your father.
He felt his presents.
At the Darth Mall
Mom: "No, who?"
Daughter: "Ella, Ella Vader."
Darth Ritis
Taxi Vader
He was looking in Alderaan places.
Apparently they are a choking hazard.
Because the sith always comes in pears
> **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
> **Luke**: How?
> **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents.
He feels his presents
(This is my only Christmas joke and I am deeply ashamed of that)
admit that he's the father
He felt his presents.
What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?
Obi-wan then Obi lost.
Because he keeps on saying "I am your father"
excessive use of force.
Woke up and couldn't find my wallet.
Darth Vader.
Darth Vader says to Luke " I know what your getting for Christmas"
Luke says "eh?"
Darth Vader says again to Luke " I know what your getting for Christmas"
Luke says " how would you know that?"
Darth Vader says " I felt your presents"
Luke warm.
^^im ^^sorry
He felt his presents.
He felt his presents...
You can't.
Taxi Vader
When I was a kid my sisters and I ordered a book of knock knock jokes from the book club at school. I remember reading them to everyone who came by the house but there was one that I never understood. No one in my life has ever had a logical explanation for it and I have never forgotten it:
Knock Knock.
Who's there? Darth Vader.
Darth Vader who?
Darth Vader Cookie Crumble.
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WTF?
Darth Vader says to Luke: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke: "How could you possibly know?"
Vader: "I felt your presents."
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
...light sabers are flashing, the balance is delicate, but suddenly Luke knocks Darth's weapon away. As it's skidding out of reach, Luke moves in for the final blow. Quickly, Darth holds up a hand and says "Luke, wait! I need to tell you something". Luke, sensing a trap, asks why he should do such a thing. Darth replies, "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas." Slightly taken aback, Luke asks "How do you know that?". Darth replies "Luke, I felt your presents."
Suddenly, Vader stops swinging. He pulls Luke close to him, and says:
*breathing sounds*
"I know what you are getting for Christmas"
"WHAT?? IT CAN'T BE! HOW?"
*breathing sounds*
"Because I have felt your presents"
Darth Vader probably gets high fived
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