The Best 54 Dart Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dart jokes. There are some dart bullet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dart spear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dart Jokes and Puns

Darth Vader could never find love....

He was looking in Alderaan places.

Blonde Inventions

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Dart joke, How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.


Why is Darth Vader so famous?

He was the first black man to admit he is the father.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents…

Dart joke, How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

Darth Vader once baked some cookies...

But it was a little on the dark side.

What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name?

Taxi Vader

How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask?

He's force fed.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm.

^^im ^^sorry

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What did Darth Sidious eat for breakfast

A coruscant

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Darth Vader...

Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply.

He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did Darth Maul jack off into a piece of fruit?

Because the sith always comes in pears

Dart joke, Why did Darth Maul jack off into a piece of fruit?

You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask?

He claims to be your father.

I was throwing darts at wife's photo on dart board

and not even a single one hitting the target.
Wife entered, saw and asked, Honey! What are you doing?
Husband: Missing you.
And that's when the fight started…


Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black?

Because he keeps on saying "I am your father"

David calls up his brother Mike to schedule their annual family trip.

He tells him they're leaving Saturday to go to Detroit. Mike asks, "wait a minute, why Detroit?"

David answers, "Well, you know that thing old ladies do, where they set up a map on a dart board, and wherever it lands is where they go?"

Mike couldn't resist a chuckle, and says back to him "Yeah, i know that one."

"Well, I missed and hit the trash can."

why was darth vader arrested?

excessive use of force.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

At the Darth Mall.

Darth Vader was the first black guy to.....

admit that he's the father

What is Darth Vader's favorite snack?

(Breathe heavy for effect)

"Coooo-Keees"

I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out.

I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.

How does Darth Vader know what he's getting for Christmas?

He feels his presents

(This is my only Christmas joke and I am deeply ashamed of that)

What's Darth Vader's favorite dessert?

*coooooo*

*kieeeee*

If there's one thing that makes me throw up

It's a dart board on a ceiling

What's Darth Maul's favourite alcoholic beverage?

*Qui-Gon* Gin

I once saw a dart hit a man and instantly paralyze him.

Those little Dodge's sure can pack a punch.

What's Darth Vader's stage name when he plays his electric piano?

The synth lord

For my holidays last year, I threw a dart at a map of the world and decided to go to wherever it landed.

I had a fantastic two weeks sat next to the skirting board.

Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...

Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.

But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.

Yesterday I bought a world map.. gave my wife a dart and told her throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday .

Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

What's Darth Vader favourite measurement system?

The Imperial System

Three friends throw darts for high scores at a pub...

The first dude hits the 20 three times and calls: "SIXTY!"

The second one hits two darts in the 20 and one in the triple 20 and shouts: "ONE HUNDRED!"

When the third guy takes his turn, after throwing a 20 and a triple 20 the third dart deflects off the board and hits a nun sitting at the table next to it right at the temple. The woman immediately drops off her chair and the player goes: "ONE NUN DEAD AND EIGHTY!"

So a dart player came up to me and said "Why did u put super glue on my dart? '...

I said "You can't just let it go can you"

Darth Vader takes a trip to the clinic after having unprotected sex. What did his test results come back positive for?

Sithilis

I bought a world map for my wife, and gave her a dart. I said, "Where ever this lands, that's where I am taking you after this pandemic is over."

Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge.

Why does Darth Vader's breathing sound so angry?

He is just venting...

My significant other purchased a map and handed me a dart and said Throw this, and wherever it lands we're taking a trip there after the pandemic ends.

Turns out we're spending 2 weeks behind the fridge.

Say what you will about Darth Vader

But his sister Ella really takes things to another level.

If Darth Vader lived in America, where would he live?

The Empire State Building

Darth Vader always knew what Luke and Leia got him for Christmas, stating:

I've felt your presents

What did Darth Vader say under the tree?

Luke... I feel your presents...

My sister just told this to me, and I genuinely laughed at it so I thought it belonged here!

My wife purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, Throw this and wherever it landsβ€”that's where I'm taking you when this pandemic ends.

Turns out, we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.

What did Darth Vader say when he went to a vegetarian restaurant?

"I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How did Darth Vader know what Luke bought him for Christmas?

He felt his ...presence

For Christmas, I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go on vacation after this pandemic is over.

Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge.

Can a ninja throw a dart?

Sure-He-Can

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