Darlin Jokes
11 darlin jokes and hilarious darlin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about darlin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Darlin Short Jokes
Short darlin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The darlin humour may include short sweetie jokes also.
- Pitbull song Mr Worldwide!
*name 4 places*
*bit of spanish*
Darlin'
(Congratulations you have a pitbul song)
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Playful Darlin Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about darlin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean diner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make darlin pranks.
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My darling asked me what I wanted for Xmas, and I said, "Nothing would make me happier than o**... s**...."
So that's what she gave me.
Nothing.
"Darling, your teeth are like stars."
"So yellow and so far apart..."
Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are.
You really are the love of my life…
– Sir – I'm sorry, this is a brewery!
– Oh I know…
Darling, what happened to the parrot?
– Darling, what happened to the parrot?
– I dunno, Mommy, but I heard the cat talking.
Her: "Darling, can I go out in this dress?"
Me: "Yeah honey, it's already dark outside"
Darling, do you smell anything?
SO: no?
Me: me neither. Start cooking.....
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Look At Me Darling
Man Looked His n**... Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: "Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite" Wife Smiled And Reply: "But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"
Oh Darling...
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such a passionate kisser…
What do you mean, passionate? I'm looking for food remains!
Darling, be an angel and let me drive.
He did and he is.
Darling, do you know the difference between a taxi and a bus ?
Wife : No, darling. Really I don't.
Husband : All right. We'll take the bus then.
Darling
An elderly couple goes to their favorite restaurant they've been visiting together for decades. The man addresses his wife with all sorts of endearments, calling her his darling, sweetheart, his treasure etc.
When the lady excuses herself and goes to the bathroom, the waiter comments to the man, Wow, you have an amazing relationship with your wife, all those lovely names you call her…
The man looks at him, To be honest, it has become a necessity. I actually forgot her name about 3 years ago.
