Darl Jokes

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Funniest Darl Short Jokes

Short darl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The darl humour may include short bus jokes also.

1. I asked my grandpa.. I asked my grandpa: After 65 years you still call grandma darling, beautiful and honey. What's the secret?
   Grandpa: I forgot her name 5 years ago and I'm scared to ask her.
2. I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?". OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"
3. Man "I hate the world and everyone in it. I have no patience for it. It's starting to make me sick". Wife: "what do you think about me?" Man: "oh you mean the world to me, darling".
4. How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?"
   he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
5. A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife "darling" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago.
6. I asked my grandpa, after 65 years you still call grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. What's your secret? Grandpa, I forgot her name 5 years ago, I'm too scared to ask her.
7. He: "I took a day off on Feb 14th". She: "Oh ! That's so sweet darling, I love you". He: "Do you think you can help me sell 2.000 flowers in one day ?"
8. She: "Wait for me darling, I just do my makeup...." He: "Oh, you don't need makeup."
   She: "How nice, you are so sweet."
   He: "You need plastic surgery."
9. A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here?
   - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf.
   - Do you have any books closer?"
10. What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says "Oh darling! That was *wonderful*!"
    The wife says "Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige."

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Darl One Liners

Which darl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with darl? I can suggest the ones about mirror and pure.

1. "Darling, your teeth are like stars." "So yellow and so far apart..."
2. "Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling."
   "In a stork???!!!"
3. Her: "Darling, can I go out in this dress?" Me: "Yeah honey, it's already dark outside"
4. Me trying to impress my girl with big words Darling, you look absolutely... bovine
5. Darling, do you smell anything? SO: no?
   Me: me neither. Start cooking.....
6. What did Ferris Bueller name his donkey? Shane, darling donkey Shane.
7. New York, Darling, can I go out in this dress?
   Yes dear, it's already dark out.
8. Which director is Hollywood's darling? Michael Bae
9. Darling, be an angel and let me drive. He did and he is.
10. When wasn't Wendy Darling? When she Peter Pan-ts.
11. How does a tiger survivor in the wild, my darling? They eat prey, Love.
12. What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
    A dear steer.
13. Darling, why do you want a home phone?!? \- To search for my mobile!
14. What are the three words you don't want to hear while making love? "Darling, I'm home."
15. What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having s**...? Darling I'm home!

Delightful Fun Darl Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about darl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dark jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make darl pranks.