Darl Jokes

Following is our collection of wife puns and mirror one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Darl jokes for adults, dirty cutie jokes and clean darlin dad gags for kids.

The Best Darl Puns

My darling asked me what I wanted for Xmas, and I said, "Nothing would make me happier than oral Sex."

So that's what she gave me.

Nothing.

"Darling, your teeth are like stars."

"So yellow and so far apart..."

Darling! – Wife grumbles, - I noticed that whenever you see a pretty woman, you forget that you are married!

Just the opposite, - Husband sighs, - Just the opposite.

[My first ever submission!] A man is driving through a shady part of town...

...When he pulls up at a stop sign.

A woman of the night, about 3 inches tall, approaches his car and shouts to him in a voice that betrays any femininity; "Hey darl, you looking for a good time? I'm only 10 cents per hour."

The driver replies "Sorry, I don't want any micro-transactions."

Her: "Darling, can I go out in this dress?"

Me: "Yeah honey, it's already dark outside"


Darling, what does pedophile mean?

I'll tell you when you're older.

Darling, do you smell anything?

SO: no?
Me: me neither. Start cooking.....

Look At Me Darling

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: "Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite" Wife Smiled And Reply: "But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"

Oh Darling...

Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such a passionate kisser…

What do you mean, passionate? I'm looking for food remains!

Darling, be an angel and let me drive.

He did and he is.

Darling, do you know the difference between a taxi and a bus ?

Wife : No, darling. Really I don't.


Husband : All right. We'll take the bus then.


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